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French Club

A group of people lost in life who get together on weekends and listen to Daft Punk, drink expensive wine, do coke, and wear mostly black designer outfits that they can barely afford. Some practice witchcraft and engage in sexual activities with married men. It's like living the Hollywood life but not so public.
Person: I was heart broken and lost so I joined the French Club. I think I'm happy now... at least I'm numb.
by coke daddy March 8, 2015
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Cobweb Club

When you and your friend are not getting sex, you form your own club... the Cobweb Club, to indicate the cobwebs growing in and on your sex parts from lack of use.
Mark and Amy weren't getting any at home so, they started meeting to bitch to one another as a two person cobweb club.
by Dirt Dobber May 31, 2011
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Harkness club

Similar to the mile high club, you are considered part of the "Harkness club" after having sex on a Harkness table, a large, wooden, oval table seating 12 students. Primarily found in American, New England, prep schools which use the Harkness system of learning such as: Exeter, Lawrenceville, Andover, etc.
"Dude, I totally banged that chick in Mem. Hall last night!"
"Woah, are you part of the Harkness club now?"
"Oh yeaahh!"

*High five*
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Club Nintendo

A website for registering Nintendo games for Wii & DS that are published by Nintendo. You will be rewarded with "points" for completing surveys after registering games. You can redeem these points for prizes such as more wii remote straps, Mario & Zelda posters, and overpriced Game & Watch games. Everything you buy from Club Nintendo is paid for only with points, and there is free shipping.
Billy: I just bought 3 Super Mario Posters from Club Nintendo! It was free, although I had to buy a lot of games to get it!
Jim: That's not free.
Billy: It sort of is.
by AaAaAa!!!!!!!!!!! January 12, 2011
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Clubbing Legend

One who is both experienced and appropriately trained in the discipline of Clubbing.

Competencies includes, but is not limited to,

Grinding

Bumping

Drinking

Subtly insulting stupid bitches and letting them try and win your approval back. Consequently lulling them into false feelings of affection allowing you to have your way with them.

Negotiating drugs/pussy
Bill: "Did you see that guy? He grinded on every piece of pussy whilst intravenously taking jagermeister!"

Matt: "He is a true clubbing legend!"
by Falkenatorstein October 24, 2010
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club hot

Someone who is more attractive in a night club.
Matthew is tall and blonde, he is in the ultimate in club hot.
by JimmyB91 October 10, 2014
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Club-Shine

The pivotal point for a female between dry and dripping with sweat achieved only while dancing ones ass off at a club or party.

Club-Shine requires the service of a capable DJ who can play more than 2 danceable songs in a row or a host that doesn't have Rick Astley on their iPod.

Club-Shine is a non-point for men because society allows them to just call it sweat.
After 5 songs, my club-shine was at risk, so we grabbed a couple mojitos to cool off.
by ericizmine February 22, 2010
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