Sack Shift

If you look closely at your testicular pouch for just a few minutes you will notice subtle movement of the skin your not in control of. Must be done sitting or laying down.

Employee: Sir, you have to leave the movie theater
Me: Shut up! I'm trying to watch my sack shift

by Mr. Theado June 19, 2016

sack wearer

An obese female who wears a sack-like garment in a futile attempt to appear less vast. Often the sack has a hole cut in the top to display the contours of their massive norks. Few find this attractive.

"Hey look at that sack wearer! What a massive fatass!"

by Ludwig van Funkenstein August 30, 2007

sack of moron

A sack of moron is someone who is mentally retarded they don’t know there left to right there brain doesn’t function like a normal human being

(Bryan) Did u hear what happened to James in science (cherly ) no what happened (Bryan) the sack of moron lit himself on fire (cherly) really (Bryan) yeah he ended up like the guy from fantastic 4

by French immagrint March 24, 2021

sack bump

An elaborate, ceremonious salutation between close male friends. When two friends who haven't seen each other in a long time are reunited, they immediately drop trow revealing their sacks, then hold them in an outward-facing position and run directly at each other. This is typically executed at full speed and in perfect alignment. The result is that both participants dangerously collide sack-first, causing them to repel off of each other in a cartoon-like, elastic fashion, ultimately sending each friend into random, disoriented trajectories where hazards likely await.

The sack bump is a kin to the well-known chest bump and fist bump. However, the sack bump is a superior and more valued greeting ritual, reserved for parties who hold the utmost respect for one another.

The epic sack bump of '89 sent Gordon off a balcony, shattering both his legs and his penis, while long-time friend Herbert was hurled under a taxi cab, bursting his coin purse apart instantly on impact.

by JDirty September 27, 2013

Tater Sacks

A big ol' pair of titties.

I told that bitch to get them tater sacks out.

by G. Jordan November 22, 2007

cactus sack

After a man has shaved his sack and it begins to grow back producing stubble resembling the prickly bits of a cactus.

Aww dude I've got some gnarly cactus sack going on down South, i can barley sit still.

by Dyingfetus September 15, 2009

Sack religious

A female/ male that is dedicated and worships their man's cock and balls.

(Friend #1) You must be layin' the pipe right. Ever since you've been bangin' Jenny , she's stop talking Joe and Mike. (Friend #2) Yeah, she's become sack religious.

by lane3192 April 14, 2017