Ian is a extreme dick, everyone calls him an egg because of his head shape and thy also call him a hoe, cause he dated at least 10 girls in 1 month. Ian will make up rumors that you two are dating and then he’ll holler at you in the lunch room then you’ll kick his ass
Ian can suck my dick
by jakepaulismydaddy November 13, 2018
by TTV_West_Wolf December 26, 2018
Mother: oh look our new baby boy!
Dad: he looks like an Ian to me!
Mother:*ends husbands life*
Mother: what a moron
Dad: he looks like an Ian to me!
Mother:*ends husbands life*
Mother: what a moron
by Urmumgaylol101 October 28, 2019
Ian is what you name your kid when you can’t think of anything else. It doesn’t make sense. Most of the time, if someone named Ian has a sibling, their name might be Hennessy.
by 😎🤡🤡🤡 October 16, 2019
Ian usually has long hair and because of that hair, looks like a scrawnier stereotypical school shooter. Hes always gay as fuk to his friends but is somehow straight. Hes sometimes funny but also make a bit of lame jokes. Is always a white kid. Always gets bullied in school by others and makes school shooting jokes if he has long hair and is called a school shooter. He always has a small dik. Sometimes doesn't have a dad because his dad doesn't love him and ran away when they were playing catch together when the ball rolled away he'd run off to chase it but never came back.
by TotallyNotMade2Troll May 25, 2019
Not the smartest person around but for sure is a faggot. They usually have blonde hair and a dick up their ass.
by Nirtydiggger April 13, 2020
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