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Alabama Hot Pocket

The act of taking a shit and stuffing it up a pussy. Then you fuck the shit filled pussy and get the shit smashed up real good. You pull out have her hold her pussy shut. Then you put your head between her thighs and spread her pussy lips open and proceed to eat your shit out of her pussy like a hot pocket fresh out of the microwave with the filling pouring out.
Damn it! I wish I hadn’t cummed in her pussy. I just snowballed my own Alabama hot pocket!!! Guess now it’s a California Hot pocket!
by Captain nignog May 27, 2019
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Oregon Hot Pocket

When somebody is talking and you spit in their mouth unexpectedly
Yo, Lauren wouldn’t shut up so when she opened her mouth to say something so I gave her an Oregon Hot Pocket
by oregon331 March 11, 2018
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Noonan hot pocket

The act of filling a meat wallet with moose meat then proceeding to fuck it.
I heard he gave her a good ol' fashion Noonan hot pocket last night!
by donkeypunch81 February 21, 2010
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Hot pocket killer

Fat person that eats more pockets than they should
by Dumpster baby88 July 28, 2017
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Florida Hot Pocket

When you make a smoothie with fruit and dump it in a girls vagina and lick it out and then fuck her.
I gave this girl a Florida Hot Pocket and she loved all of it!
by kookiekeywhore March 2, 2019
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tennessee hot pocket

Defocating into a woman's vagina
Shit Earl did you see me tennessee hot pocket that bitch last night?

Oh Chuck (Norris) tennessee hot pocket my pink cookie!
by PinkComet69 August 2, 2008
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Alabama Hot Pocket

When a woman lifts her legs above her head and spreads open her love tunnel while the man places his ass directly on it and then carefully squeezes out a nice fudge dragon right into the vag.
when me and my girlfriend were laying in bed naked, I asked her how she wanted me to do her this time. She said surprise me; So I gave her an Alabama Hot Pocket.
by KnoxiK May 26, 2011
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