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by 100mile March 27, 2020
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Hoop a Nut

The act of masturbating and ejaculating straight up and hooping it into one’s own belly button.
“Dude, did you hear? Devin really did hoop a nut yesterday
“Ew man I hope he cleaned his belly button after it.”
by King Sniffs July 6, 2018
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holy hoops

The annual basketball game between two Sacramento rivals, Jesuit/St. Francis and Christan Brothers, that takes place every Januaray in the basketball season. The gym each year gets slowly more packed as the games go on, from Freshman to Varsity. This compition is so electrifying and full with energy that if you loose you carry the humiliation of loosing to your rival. It's not a friendly game between two high schools, it's war.
Eugene- Hey Susie what game should I go to? Sacramento Kings vs Denver Nuggets or Holy Hoops?

Susie- Hands down Holy Hoops! You don't wanna miss this game!!
by Alberta Payne January 12, 2014
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Hoop Knee

A term occasionally used to describe minor trauma to one's kneecaps, generally in basketball.

The sensation is reminiscent of a knife poking or jabbing your knee rather violently.
Aiden: "Shit, dude, my knees are killing me after that game."
Kris: "You got hoop knees, my guy. That's gotta suck."
by JMRR5 June 18, 2022
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Bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop

Some females would wear a bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around their head while juggling chainsaws and playing an accordian to keep from getting ignored.
The one that came in wasted with the bugle/horn/kazoo/drum hoop around her head got mad when they wouldn't give her the chainsaws to juggle since they didn't want to be responsible for her injuries if she fucked up.
by The Original Agahnim September 26, 2021
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hoop love

Hoop love is sex between 2 men.
Billy and Bob were practicing some hoop love.
by SkulledWarlock November 6, 2022
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Dannel on them hoops

When your friend Daniel decides to pour in some fruitloops for breakfeast. But spills them and some goes onto the floor. When he crouches down to pick up the ones on the floor, you push him hard and yell DANNEL ON THEM HOOPS
My friend Daniel wanted cereal, so i decided to get him on them hoops
*pushes and yells* Dannel on them hoops
by Jack firedragonwolf March 6, 2019
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