Holland

One of the most kind person of all time. If you meet a holland, keep them around as they’re the best friends you could ever have. Maybe a little mean and blunt sometimes but it all adds to the charm. And deep inside they have a heart of pure gold. They may take centuries to open up to you but when they do you know you’re something special. They also created the meaning of fun. Find a holland a keep them because they will always be the must trust worthy and loyal human to touch this very planet. Hold onto them dear and never ever let go.

Person A: You know holland?
Person B: Oh. My. Gosh I love the living heck out of her

by EgoMyLego3136 February 21, 2023

Holland Middle School

All of the people here vape to be cool or be cool to vape. You can’t get through the hallways without getting shoved into a locker after someone got pushed by one of their buddies, and your teachers are either the best person ever, or they are a pedophile that calls the women in your class “princess” or any other term of endearment. This place is the place that people are happy when they get a D even though they know they are gonna get their ass whooped by their parents for it. The people at this school say things to people to sound rude even thought the word isn’t bad, for example, someone could call someone a thundercunt thinking it’s bad even though it’s just violently throwing someone in a wall. The people here are honestly all Russian or really white. I swear I’ve only seen like 3 black people here. And the white kids love to scream the n word, even though none of them have the pass. Literally you can’t just walk into this school and just hear literally every single slur and swear word that exists because everyone just uses every single one in one sentence. And also, everyone here beats up the gays. In this place, you are either a fucking vapist, rapist, racist or you are bullied. And all the athletic boys just want people to give them head, specifically the blond hot Cheeto girls that wear uggs and have fuckin 16 inch nails. Anyway, all in all you don’t want to enter this insane asylum, because you won’t make it out alive and with both of your testicles.

Person 1: Hey, look! There’s a boy getting head while vaping! Person 2: must be a Holland Middle School kid.

by Drake The Woman April 1, 2025

Anya Holland

A very cool awesome individual. They’re actually secretly a superhero and can blast pickles at you whenever they want.

“Anya Holland is such a cool person”

by Coolskahgsnajahahhajs April 7, 2025

Holland Tunnel

Receptive genitalia (ie. vaginas, anuses) that have been used/abused so much that they are large, and gaping... no longer tight.

If you looked at his ass after getting fisted, you'd think it was the Holland Tunnel.

by 8DaddyCum April 11, 2024

Klay Holland

verb
past tense: Klay Hollanded; past participle: Klay Hollanded

Refers to a male who performs anal sex on another male as revenge for something irritating the recipient did.

The term can also be more loosely applied to situations in which a person finds themselves utterly fucked (even in a non sexual sense).

This term has been coined from a court case.

"My real estate agent left me a missed call after the last rental inspection. I reckon they're going to Klay Holland me about the state of the carpets!"

"The Golden Slide at the Hannah Watts Park is a great place to get Klay Hollanded all night long!"

"Bro, I feel absolutely Klay Hollanded today. I need a resr

by Greg The Golden February 21, 2024

Tom Holland

A big problem.

“The kid’s a problem.” - Anthony Mackie, about Tom Holland

by eat my space dust July 1, 2021

Tom Holland

He’s so attractive and hot and has great hair and he’s so cute and so sweet and you should definetly love him

Tom Holland is my favorite actor

by sherasimp2 July 1, 2021