Holy Hammer

A hammer doused in holy water, used to kill vampires.

Only applied anally.

We used the Holy Hammer on Strahd the other day. He took it well.

by Ginger Whitie November 12, 2019

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holy water

it kills vampires.

person 1: look out! a vampire!
person 2: its ok, i have holy water.

by seventyone November 24, 2019

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holy guac

Almost as intense as holy guacamole but not quite. Like a “woah that’s pretty crazy” but not a “OMG THATS HELLA WACK” ya know? It can also be a short hand for holy guacamole

Brent: Hey man, did you how long the hw is?
Brock: Yeah bro holy guac Mrs. May really out here killin all these trees

by $wagalicious May 31, 2019

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Holy Crusader

He who must take back the holy land

Did you here about the new Holy Crusader that the pope chose?

by Crispy Potato April 4, 2020

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Reshad is the God we people are praying for. Mortal creatures found his existence in 2020 when everybody was going crazy due to COVID-19. Reshad is the one who controls us; he is the one we pray for. Even holy Reshad was created by asexual reproduction that makes animals look like us.

Ali: Guys, let's pray for Reshad, for he can help us with the exams.
9B class: Holy Reshad.

by Holy Reshad November 30, 2020

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