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Hippo

Hippo is god
by Krystal.vr April 18, 2022
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Mid-Western Hippo

A Hippo who wears the thiccest winter coat it can find in the middle of summer at noon in Minnesota, (Look up Minnesota) it loves hockey and football. And has a too-thiccc layer of spray-tan.
"O, dear lord, I do-ith pray-ith you do NOT-ith send a Mid-Western Hippo."
by Spidey_Sences15 May 9, 2022
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Hungry hippo

Eating ass so hard that you taste shit.
I took the pizza man to the men’s stall and let him hungry hippo my ass hole
by Jasonbourne3 May 3, 2020
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hippo pond

A massive orgy in a puddle or pond of mud, you may only have oral sex, unlike hungry hungry hippo trying to eat up all the balls. There is dicks and pussy's
Me and the gang have an amazing hippo pond every 4-6 days in the backyard. If your interested join in on the fun!
by hippo lover 666 September 22, 2016
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Hippo

A girl that's fat but still all the guys like her. See Tayler for more.
Hey Nathan isn't Tayler such a hippo?
by Tub of lard December 14, 2014
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Headshot Hippo

This term applies to girls that post only headshots or have primarily photos of them above the shoulders. This is because they are overweight and are trying to hide it from potential matches.
I met up with Becky from Hinge last week, turns out she was a real Headshot Hippo
by Babiyodah September 18, 2023
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Stink Eyed Hippo

The act of hiding one's shitted underwear or pants under a bed.
Natalia: Oh man it stinks in here!

Katelyn: Yeah my roommate pulled another Stink Eyed Hippo without warning.
Natalia: Makes sense, she's a little mouse bitch.
by dan_gleewang January 13, 2021
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