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I have read and agree to the terms of use

Pretty much the biggest lie on the planet. People usually see this message when trying to sign up for something or the other. People are supposed to actually read through the terms of use, but no one does. Useless waste of paper or pixels.
People who say they have never lied in their lives are probably lying right there. I guarantee that none of them have ever checked the "I have read and agree to the terms of use" box after actually reading the terms of use.
by sexytroll696969696969 June 23, 2011
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What have you been up to

"What have you been up to today?" is a question that asks what you have done all day, like work or leisure activities, in the past tense.
Q: "What have you been up to today?"
A: "I was at work until 5:00pm, and then I went to the store to pick up some milk."
by gothprobz May 16, 2009
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Come to the nerd side we have PI

The annoying advertisment that is always on Urban Dictionary of a hot girl in a tight or small shirt.
Person 1- COME TO THE NERD SIDE we have PI!!!
Person 2- Been on Urban Dictionary again?
by PISLAYER October 23, 2011
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I have more than enough to eat at home

A typical denial when caught munching the muff on the other side of the fence
Reporter: "Did you offer to perform cunnilingus on a female staffer?"
Rob Ford: “I’m happily married, I have more than enough to eat at home"
by asupercilious January 22, 2014
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to get (or have) the drop on someone

to get (or have) an advantage on or over him/her/them.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant October 5, 2003
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have your ass handed to you

To be beaten like a Blind, Deaf, Dumb, Quadriplegic, Midget Hooker who owes her Pimp money.
A one punch TKO, wow the champ got his ass Handed to him.
by NADROJ January 21, 2004
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