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Hanking

To Hank (someone)

Word, a part of Brawl stars fandom slang. Means to nerf a brawler to oblivion.

Based on what happened to Hank.

Is an opposite to Franking
Damn they really did hank Charlie. Spiders were the only thing keeping her in meta.

But she did deserve the hanking, i can't deny
by ErzhanmGMD June 26, 2024
mugGet the Hankingmug.

Hank

Hank sucks
by Cade Kunz March 5, 2023
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Hank

This guy seems super happy-go-lucky and wild in every way on the outside, to the point where it can be annoying. He probably has a large circle of friends, but none of them feel real. It's all superficial. He's just a popular class clown type to everyone around him. But he has a lot more going on under the surface and has no outlets to express that. So, get to know a Hank. You won't regret it. On the inside, he's charming, intelligent, and free. He's genuinely a nice guy, and he needs a friend.
I'm gonna go eat lunch with Hank. He's pretty fun to hang around.
by _Rubber_Duckie_ November 8, 2022
mugGet the Hankmug.

Hank Boontz

The largest lumberjack, this side of the Mississippi. He can wrestle 3 bears with one hand behind is back.

Hank hasn't spoken to his children in over 15 years. He doesn't pay child support.

Hank lives in a cabin in North Minnesota, where he lives with four squirrels. There were originally 5, but there was a fatality, during a thumb wrestling match. Rest In Peace, poor Billy.

Hank has a robust collection of flannel shirts. Used to model for Black and Decker.

Member of the Dean Koontz Family Tree.
Squirrel 1: Hank Boontz, don't do it!

Hank: He shouldn't of disrespected me.

Squirrel 2: Hank, I don't think he knew that was your wife's closet.

Squirrel 5: I'm sorry! I won't do it again!

Hank: Challenge me to a thumb wrestling match for your life.

Splonald, from out of the corner: Did you guys remember to pick up cheese?

Squirrel 4: Yea, I got it.

Splonald: Thanks. *relinquishes back to the corner*

Squirrel 5: Tell your wife those acorns aren't for her. And those were the only nuts I was talking about busting in your wife's closet.

Hank after landing the final blow on Squirrel 5: Well shit, this is awkward.

Squirrel 3: THAT'S A LOT OF NUTS!
by Hank Boontz May 4, 2021
mugGet the Hank Boontzmug.

Hank Gisselman

a Hank Gisselman is a being of pure enlightenment ,they are bowed down to all across the world, always a very important and god like being, many people look up to a Hank Gisselman.
ben: did you see how cool that was .
tim: we are in the essence of a Hank Gisselman
by Savage legend July 6, 2017
mugGet the Hank Gisselmanmug.

muddy hanks

A man well known for not being able to hold his mud..and tries to sit down on a vasaline toilet lid and slide off and muds the room
Muddy hanks -When you ask your supervisor to go home when you poop your pants.
by Memo watkins November 20, 2016
mugGet the muddy hanksmug.

Hank's Root Beer

The best freakin' soda for any Eastie Beasty out there. Plus I know the guy (or my rockin friend Liam does) so I can get us hooked up!
Have you guy's ever heard of Hank's Root Beer?! It's so good and I actually know the owner.
by Meatcringe February 24, 2021
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