by crunchwastaken September 25, 2022
Get the left handed mug.When a male or female partner engages in cunnilingus on a female who is currently on her menstrual cycle. After making the female partner climax, the partner who performed the act then has a smear of red vaginal discharge on their face.
Dude, what is that stuff on your face! You look like you've been in a no handed spaghetti eating contest!
by UHIT October 21, 2022
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A "cack handed" or sausage fingered person with impaired fine motor skills because their fingers are fat as sausages - like king Charles III (King Chuck to his mates)
by Na ni di Oyibo October 26, 2022
Get the Chuck Handed mug."Come pick your cuppa off the side, seriously, im so faff-handed whilst im waking up, im liable to drop it"
"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."
"you faff-handed cockwomble, what did you do that for? go pick it up.."
by Moffyr December 30, 2022
Get the faff-handed mug.When your girlfriend has surgery on her right hand so she can’t give you a handy, she makes you a left-handed turkey sandwich and tells you to go to work.
by Wheresmymimi May 13, 2024
Get the left-handed turkey sandwich mug.When someone is caught with marijuana remnants on their fingers, presumably from hand-grinding the bud.
Harry: Hey Ben, down to smoke tonight at mine?
Ben: Sorry bro, can’t. My mom caught my green-handed the other day and is drug testing me now.
Harry: Every heard of synthetic piss?
Ben: You right, I’ll swing by at 10.
Ben: Sorry bro, can’t. My mom caught my green-handed the other day and is drug testing me now.
Harry: Every heard of synthetic piss?
Ben: You right, I’ll swing by at 10.
by Dip Veteran May 14, 2024
Get the Green-handed mug.Guy 1: "Pamela Anderson is so smokin' hot."
Guy 2: "I'm going to have to do some one handed research on her."
Guy 2: "I'm going to have to do some one handed research on her."
by C Tasch December 10, 2024
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