hamboner

A bald homo-phobe that masks this disease by accusing others of having it. Makes every situation seem gay. Also, did I mention that he is bald? Gets a cul de sac five o'clock shadow. Sometimes is refered to as pigs in a blanket.

Dude, eveything is gay with you, your such a hamboner.

by DeltaShift September 9, 2010

HAMnesia

The Loss of memory suffered the morning after going HAM on a bottle of Liquor.

"Wow, Chad really went HAM last nite! He got a bad case of HAMnesia tho, cant remember a thing."

by MATEO THA MONSTER September 14, 2011

haminit

Shortened version of 'hang on a minute' without actually confirming any time-scale at all.

Usually muttered when the person is busy on a computer / game console and is most often uttered without breaking eye contact with the screen or lifting of the head.

In many cases, the parent may give up waiting and carry out the task themselves which may result in serious repercussions so should be used fairly sparingly.

Mum "Tea's ready!" Son "Haminit"

Mum "Could you give me a hand unpacking the shopping?"
Son "Haminit"
Mum "Ok, I'll get the chilled stuff into the fridge so that it doesn't exceed its sell by date"

Dad "Phone for you"
Son "Haminit"
Dad "He'll phone you back in about an hour"

by uglyducklings June 18, 2012

Hamo one-two

Accepting blame for someone else's negligent or abusive actions

"I got in trouble for being the only one of my brothers to call my mum on mothers day! Those pricks really gave me the old Hamo one-two!"

by AliceDHunt May 8, 2013

hamoflauge

When a chick hides any imperfections she has by surrounding herself with fat, and or ugly friends(aka hams).

"Dude that one chick by the big girl is so fine."
"Look at the group she's with, she's using hamoflauge"

by DPCalg1989 March 15, 2015

Hammond, Ontario

A small country town in Rockland, Ontario that nobody has ever heard of.

Person 1: I went to Hammond, Ontario
Person 2: Is that a store?
Person: No, it's a town.

by Sgt BlackCat January 19, 2016

hamanan

An East Indian term for homosexual.

Rizaan, "That guy is such a huge hamanan"
Bisnath, "Yeah he is the biggest hamanan I Know"

by Skinny_nigga_lng_dk March 1, 2016