A person who is horrible at halo, especially while play on xbox live. These people usually get pwned by almost every player they are faced against. You are often humiliated, and cussed at by the more experienced players. Not to worry, many many people are Halo Noobs which ultimately means you have a life.
PWNERXX27: Fucking halo noob!!!!111!! YOU SUCK!
YOU: At least I don't spend more than 20 hours a week playing this game!
PWNERXX27: AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME!!!!
YOU: Burn.
YOU: At least I don't spend more than 20 hours a week playing this game!
PWNERXX27: AT LEAST I KNOW HOW TO PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME!!!!
YOU: Burn.
by rubber_duckie January 18, 2008
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PreOrder Halo: Reach today and get a free Reach toothbrush!
by This is a joke obviously September 14, 2010
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1) A Game that is art in every single way possible.
2) A one in a million game that deserves to be overrated.
2) A one in a million game that deserves to be overrated.
dude: Have you played Halo: Reach yet?
other dude: not yet.
dude: You have yet to live.
(other dude gets reach)
...
(fifteen minutes later)
...
(other dude explodes because he couldn't handle the pure awesome that shot through his body at speeds that would overpower an F-16 Pilot in his prime! )
other dude: not yet.
dude: You have yet to live.
(other dude gets reach)
...
(fifteen minutes later)
...
(other dude explodes because he couldn't handle the pure awesome that shot through his body at speeds that would overpower an F-16 Pilot in his prime! )
by BLK9 October 7, 2010
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Dude i was with this freak girl last night, I got to halo that hoe!
Dude i was with this freak girl last night, I got to halo that hoe!
by maniacmixklutz May 14, 2009
Get the halo that hoe mug.The halmstad hook is an advanced sexual maneuver involving felching and a twist on snowballing, named for a town in Sweden where it is very popular. It builds on top of felching by taking the semen extracted from the recipient's anus (in this case called "Swedish Cheese") and delivering it into same recipient's mouth via a french kiss. This may be followed by a swift slap on the ass.
Dagmar blew his load in Greta's ass and quickly lowered his head to suck out what he'd just left. Then, to Greta's surprise, Dagmar pulled her head up and forced his tongue into her mouth, delivering the salty Swedish Cheese deep into her mouth. After completing the Halmstad Hook, he slapped her roughly on the ass after this.
by Jou Blou April 24, 2010
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An affordable, content packed game that will unite all halo fans, old and new. Announced at E3 2014, Halo Master Chief Collection will be made by 343 industries and will be released on 11/11/14, the ten year anniversary of Halo 2, Which was an amazing game. The collection will include Halo Combated Evolved Anniversary, Halo 2 anniversary, Halo 3, Halo 4, access to a live action series Halo Nightfall, and access to the Halo 5: Guardians multiplayer beta. Clearly this is an awesome deal for any Halo fan and its only $60. Halo 2 will be completely reconstructed and the graphics will be amazing with help from Blur studios. And all the other games will be bumped up to xbox one resolutions, 1080p and 60fps. Also 6 multiplayer maps of halo 2 will also be reconstructed and have amazing graphics, and all of the games have their originally multiplayer, yup you heard me ORIGINAL MULTIPLAYER (dat halo 1 pistol doe). The campaigns of all the games are playable and may have added scenes or references to Halo 5 Guardians. Each game will have all of its multiplayer maps included, even DLC maps and possibly pc maps from halo 1 and 2. So no matter what halo you like, or if you just want the halo 5 beta, this game is for you.
An affordable, content packed game that will unite all halo fans, old and new. Announced at E3 2014, Halo Master Chief Collection will be made by 343 industries and will be released on 11/11/14, the ten year anniversary of Halo 2, Which was an amazing game. The collection will include Halo Combated Evolved Anniversary, Halo 2 anniversary, Halo 3, Halo 4, access to a live action series Halo Nightfall, and access to the Halo 5: Guardians multiplayer beta. Clearly this is an awesome deal for any Halo fan and its only $60. Halo 2 will be completely reconstructed and the graphics will be amazing with help from Blur studios. And all the other games will be bumped up to xbox one resolutions, 1080p and 60fps. Also 6 multiplayer maps of halo 2 will also be reconstructed and have amazing graphics, and all of the games have their originally multiplayer, yup you heard me ORIGINAL MULTIPLAYER (dat halo 1 pistol doe). The campaigns of all the games are playable and may have added scenes or references to Halo 5 Guardians. Each game will have all of its multiplayer maps included, even DLC maps and possibly pc maps from halo 1 and 2. So no matter what halo you like, or if you just want the halo 5 beta, this game is for you.
Person 1: I think halo 3 was OK but Halo 4 was amazing!
Person 2: What the f*ck are you talking about halo 1, 2, and 3 were amazing but
Halo 4 sucked it felt like a beta. Bungie is better at making them...
Person 1: No halo 4 is better!
Person 2: Have you even played 1 or 2 your not even a halo fan!
Person 3: Enough guys stop bitching why don't you just get
Halo: Master Chief Collection it has the campaign and multiplayer of Halo 1, 2, 3, and 4
and with xbox one graphics, and a beta for Halo 5: Guardians! I pre-
ordered mine already.
Person 1, 2: Sweet!
Person 2: What the f*ck are you talking about halo 1, 2, and 3 were amazing but
Halo 4 sucked it felt like a beta. Bungie is better at making them...
Person 1: No halo 4 is better!
Person 2: Have you even played 1 or 2 your not even a halo fan!
Person 3: Enough guys stop bitching why don't you just get
Halo: Master Chief Collection it has the campaign and multiplayer of Halo 1, 2, 3, and 4
and with xbox one graphics, and a beta for Halo 5: Guardians! I pre-
ordered mine already.
Person 1, 2: Sweet!
by thomas14 June 19, 2014
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