A mans use of his thumbs to help insert a limp penis into female vagina. May also be a double shoe horn if one thumb does not assist the limp penis and requires both thumbs for full penetration. I’m some extreme cases a quadruple shoe horn has been reported which involves using a friends thumbs in addition to yours to penetrate.
Jason was so drunk the other night and couldn’t get hard. He had to use a double shoe horn to have sex with that chick.
by Tigherking May 4, 2021
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The sound is somewhere between a cow's moo and a castrated dog being starngled.
The sound is somewhere between a cow's moo and a castrated dog being starngled.
by Bob H January 16, 2007
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Hey babes we’re out of paper towels…. Time sound sound the battle cry! Bend over cuz someone’s getting Viking horned tonight!!!
by Mike Unterts July 11, 2021
Get the Viking Horn mug.1. The act of inserting a funnel into someone's ass and pouring in a liquid, especially if performed with a swirling motion;
2. A sexual act involving a funnel, a liquid, and someone's ass, that may or may not derive pleasure
2. A sexual act involving a funnel, a liquid, and someone's ass, that may or may not derive pleasure
by Robojooz September 23, 2004
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by CnClear January 10, 2011
Get the Unicorn Horn mug.The Ginny Horn is another term for the Italian Horn. A Ginny is an insult towards Italians, but Italians may feel free to say it to one another. The Ginny Horn is the Italian amulet for good luck to protect oneself from the African Eland's evil-eye. The shape of the Ginny Horn represents the twisted horn of the animal.
Girl #1: "I love your necklace! What is it?"
Girl #2: "It's a Ginny Horn. It's been passed down my family for generations."
Girl #2: "It's a Ginny Horn. It's been passed down my family for generations."
by BeatrixKiddo04 March 18, 2012
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