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Shoe horn

A mans use of his thumbs to help insert a limp penis into female vagina. May also be a double shoe horn if one thumb does not assist the limp penis and requires both thumbs for full penetration. I’m some extreme cases a quadruple shoe horn has been reported which involves using a friends thumbs in addition to yours to penetrate.
Jason was so drunk the other night and couldn’t get hard. He had to use a double shoe horn to have sex with that chick.
by Tigherking May 4, 2021
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horn ball

A person who ask people questions that are sexual because they are little perverts
Matt from tccs is a little horn ball for asking for naked pictures of someone else.
by Peenor master November 9, 2008
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muff horn

a horn blown when a fat, hairy, or otherwise unnatractive woman is approaching naked. The horn is blown by one of the brave men of the muff guard to warn other MEN of the impending danger.
The sound is somewhere between a cow's moo and a castrated dog being starngled.
Vanessa Feltz is coming! SOUND THE MUFF HORN!
by Bob H January 16, 2007
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Viking Horn

When you use the empty paper towel roll and stick It in your partners butt and blow into it like a battle horn.
Hey babes we’re out of paper towels…. Time sound sound the battle cry! Bend over cuz someone’s getting Viking horned tonight!!!
by Mike Unterts July 11, 2021
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Horn swoggling

1. The act of inserting a funnel into someone's ass and pouring in a liquid, especially if performed with a swirling motion;
2. A sexual act involving a funnel, a liquid, and someone's ass, that may or may not derive pleasure
Hold still! I'm trying to horn swoggle this applejuice into you!
by Robojooz September 23, 2004
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Unicorn Horn

The hairstyle;

Also, could be used as an incognito penis reference.
One morn, i coulda sworn, i was in the middle of a porn, cause this bitch was riding on my unicorn horn
by CnClear January 10, 2011
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Ginny Horn

The Ginny Horn is another term for the Italian Horn. A Ginny is an insult towards Italians, but Italians may feel free to say it to one another. The Ginny Horn is the Italian amulet for good luck to protect oneself from the African Eland's evil-eye. The shape of the Ginny Horn represents the twisted horn of the animal.
Girl #1: "I love your necklace! What is it?"

Girl #2: "It's a Ginny Horn. It's been passed down my family for generations."
by BeatrixKiddo04 March 18, 2012
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