holy load

To masturbate during church services and blow your wad while concentrating on the pastor's/Preist's wife, knowing that jesus is also watching, then commence to shaking hands with the congregation after service to spread the love!!!!

Hello my brother (shaking hands) that service was so awesome I just have to share my HOLY LOAD with everyone!!!!

by bosshogg00 August 01, 2009

holy sheep

hey sam

yo whats up
its holy sheep

by simpin for noone not a simp October 16, 2020

holy nut

Holy nut is when the victor of No Nut November nuts on December 1st.

John - Damn I had a huge Holy nut last night dude, took me at least 20 minutes to clean up.
Dereck - Really? I failed No Nut November, feelsbadman.

by LetThatNutLoose November 06, 2018

Holy Crusader

He who must take back the holy land

Did you here about the new Holy Crusader that the pope chose?

by Crispy Potato April 04, 2020

Holy Fingers

The name you are entitled to after you finger a christian woman.

"Did you hear Gimmy has the holy fingers?"

by odorousnow January 12, 2016

The holy child

An innocent person surrounded by sexual people, usually male.

“Hay did you hear that that group that Dylan with is super sexual “
“Yah but he’s the holy child bro”

by LDOS1334 October 19, 2017

The Holy Vegancore

All practising vegans collectively, and the movement of Veganism in general when regarded as an ethically superior lifestyle and ascending a state of enlightenment, morality and human impeccability.

A hardcore or self-righteous vegan can be seen as a member of the Holy Vegancore and may often be labelled as vegancore, veganazi and vegangelical.

That self-righteous vegan thought he was a member of the Holy Vegancore.

by Kendal Boy March 08, 2008