Sneaky hippo

When your in the bath and someone eats you out

I was having a nice relaxing bath and my husband snuck up and gave a sneaky hippo

by Noodleasian dog May 16, 2018

Fiona the hippo

Fiona the hippo is a Cincinnati celebrity she was prematurely born at the Cincinnati zoo and it’s became a queen to the city and certain news station won’t shut up about her at all

It’s Fiona the hippo birthday see what she’s doing next on WLWT

by Cosmo66777 May 19, 2022

Slinging Some Hippo Cock

A massive mammal with an even bigger cock attached to the crotch of a man. Legend says if you penetrate an ass hole deep enough with a hippo cock you can split the large intestine in half.

You hear the new Arab kid is slinging some hippo cock?

God damn Muslims. Ruining all them girls ass holes for the rest of us.

by Jibbletlover99 November 16, 2019

Sleeping hippo

Sleeping hippo

A sleeping hippo is when When you look into a toilet bowl and there is a big fat round turd sitting there floating with no toilet paper in sight

by Chimpokaziza April 7, 2023

Hippo shameing

When you can't tell if an animal is a hippo or not

"man that's Hippo shameing

by Averagebanshee21 January 28, 2023

A bunch of hungry hippos

A bunch of hungry hippos: The time where Melanie ate a huge large burrito and ate so many french fries.

Melanie had a bunch of hungry hippos when she ate so many hungry french fries and a humongous, large burrito. That's about it though

by Hungryhippocowgirl March 14, 2025

shining hippo

Take a full tub of butter, melt in the microwave and then proceed to defacate in it. Place the butter back inside the fridge to set. The unsuspecting victim will eventually reach the end of the butter revealing the "Shining Hippo."

Why is my butter brown? Oh no! A shining hippo!

by Bob Apricot October 28, 2017