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hairy muff

A woman's genital region masked in pubic hair
That gal got a hairy muff naaaaaah meeeaaaaan!
by Hairymuff101 April 11, 2019
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The hairy monkey

He ugly as frick but he like a chimpanzee and he’s cuddly so we didn’t put him down yet
Oh man, the hairy monkey is very... CHILL
by THE CHICKENMAN1182 December 10, 2019
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Hairy Thomas

An endearment for a bushy penis. Possibly British English in origin.
When he dropped his trou, I saw he had a Hairy Thomas. Didn't bother me.
by Tamrian August 22, 2016
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Hairy Delivery

The act of shitting on a bearded man’s face.
Yeah, we did a hairy delivery last night! He really enjoyed it!
by milkBAKE February 13, 2020
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hairy jaffa

Having excess hair around the vaginal area. Only applicable to females.
Otherwise known as an UN-shaven haven.
"god, she's got a bit of a hairy jaffa"
by sour bras October 4, 2012
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Hairy pussy

I want some hairy woman to masturbate with me
by Littlepenis1965 February 17, 2023
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Hairy Caterpillar

Definition 1: hairy caterpillar s glued to your head by sherk himself , don’t be surpriseded wehn they turn into buterflys.

Definition 2: A mold that grows on your face with a singular hair growing out of it, very scraggly with dried pus…

Definition 3: A caterpillar that is a furry; a furry is a person or thing who is romantically in luv with plushies. Therefore a hairy caterpillar is a furry friend with a lot o body hair that jiggles when happy (only sometimes though).
Example One:
Person 1: hey look at the hairy kids Pilar on your forehand it looks like a a underwhelming moth.. good job Mr. Francine butt.

Example Two:
Person 2: Hey, feel my skin, I thunk that it has gotten byletter

Person3: Pushes certain areas with fingertips as a waterfall of pus dribbles out
“Man, look at that consistency!it’s definitely healed more,now I can make that apple pie I have been waiting for!

Example Three:
Person 4: eww look at that hairy caterpillar with its pikachu body pillow.
Person 5: Omg ikr it’s su ck a furry
by Willybumweetoe May 4, 2022
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