invocar a Guajardo

To vomit in Chilean slang (vulgar).

Literally, summon Guajardo, Guajardo is a name that when spoken sounds like the initial noise one emits when vomiting.

En la manana tuve que invocar a Guajardo (in the morning I had to vomit).

by vergarecta January 16, 2010

guacamole bowl

It's the act of eating nothing but Mexican food for 3 days and attempting to shit as little as possible, then on that monumental 3rd day you put it into a bowl with some vanilla so the smell is semi bearable and then apply it to your partners face as an exfoliating mask

I gave my roommate a guacamole bowl the other day, that'll teach that cheap motherfucker to not buy cheap beer when it's his turn

by Ginger47359 February 4, 2014

Guadalawhogivesashit

Generic term for some pissant third world country that no civilized person gives two damns about. Primary exports are usually bananas, cocaine, and prostitutes.

I heard there's a civil war down in Guadalawhogivesashit.
And I care because?

by Promethean Sky March 20, 2008

Gapathetic

One who does not care that the Gap is a major sweatshop abuser that exploits those in Third World countries by paying them the tiniest wage possible while the companies makes millions.

She was completely gapathetic about her new t-shirt from the Gap with the logo emblazoned on her chest.

by wakingdreams January 16, 2005

GuacamoleNiggaPenis

A term created by memers and closet racists on ifunny as a clapback to freedom of speech being tightened across social media.
Has developed into a more general shitpost.

Anyone:*says nothing*
Ifunny:"GuacamoleNiggaPenis"
*silence falls upon the land*

by Yomblin April 17, 2019

guaiatic

Being difficult to deal with, short tempered, anal. Lacking a sense of humor, especially after someone has made a joke at your expense.

Typically used among medical students once they learn that the GUAIAC Test is the hospital test for blood in the feces. After the rectal exam, the gloved finger, now coated with feces, touches a special card. A few drops of chemical solution will change color if high levels of iron are present.

"Doctor, don't be so guaiatic."

by MSIII August 31, 2008

Guacamole Fudge Sticks

1)A random food that tastes absolutely gross even though no has tried it.
2)A random saying made in 4th hour Physical Science

GUACAMOLE FUDGE STICKS!!!!

by Ainslee February 22, 2009