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Greg

The most awesome goth guy you will ever meet, he's always there for you and goes out of his way to make sure that you have a smile on your face and warmth in your heart. The best friend you could ever wish for, don't let him go. This is one guy that you wouldn't mind being around for days at a time, and you look forward to speaking to him because he always finds a way to brighten your day.
Raven: He's my best friend, you should meet him, you'll love him. :)

Sarah: He must be a Greg, Gregs make the best of friends.
by Sugar_Fang May 17, 2010
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Gregg's blunker

This is the act of sussing out a Gregg's restaurant (pah!) that has toilets inside and getting your rocks off shagging one of their most prized specialities.
You order a steak-bake then swiftly retreat to the toilets where you sit on teh shitter, bite a hole in the steak-bake, stuff your manhood into the warm steak-bake and do a crap while frantically screwing the steak-bake trying to beat the 'every 15 minute' toilet check off teh pervy cleaner.

Extra points are awarded for diarrhea splttered all over the cubicle.

NB. Be sure to check that you don't cop for the rumoured 'hot lava steak-bake', that's contents is literally hotter than the centre of the earth.
Just last week I was walking thru town and got a massive boner so I went to the nearest Gregg's and ordered a coke with a side helping of Gregg's blunker. Trouble was the cleaner caught me milking my man muscle with the food stuff and he boked all over me. Thus, it was actually a Chunky Gregg's blunker!!!1 Ultra WIN!!!1
by Frederick le Chocco-Goatse January 2, 2008
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Greg bag

The ultimate insult for the greatest of douche bags. Only the truest assholes deserve this title
Did you see that?! Not only did that asshole nearly take out my front bumper, but he had the balls to flip me off and yell at me. Fuck you Greg bag!
by your real name #69 November 6, 2010
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Gregging

Dora-"I was Pegging Greg last night with a 12 incher"
John-"So you were gregging him?"
by Cabana man April 18, 2018
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Greg in my ass

Greg is in my ass and it tastes like my dad's penis
Greg in my ass. Yes Papi
by Wavethrave457 March 20, 2019
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Greg

He has the biggest penis in the world and can gain any manz. He always flex his INTELLECTUAL strength and is big strong. He just the living Jesus.
Greg is SOOOO fuckin' hot
by Sun ting wong December 18, 2019
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