Grammar School

The best type of school. Pupils are both intelligent and civilised.

"Don't talk to me unless you went to a grammar school."

Grammar School by BC FTW June 23, 2014

Guildford Grammar School 

Guildford Grammar, A previously co-ed school, turned all boy school. However, after many years of not getting pussy they decided to go back to co-ed. Unfortunately no girl wants to go to school on a farm full of pigs so, they only have a few dozen in each year level. The boys at Guildford are often described as having nearly as much intelligence as a first generation caveman, they often react to banter situations with aggression and take every comment to the cold black thing they call a heart. Guildford boys often like to prey on the girls of the school, making questionable comments and sexually harassing them. The school is most well known for failing in the sport, academic, music and art part of education however, they excel in being pricks. The average Guildford guy is a fuckboy who likes to ask girls for nudes and videos of them masturbating. Yet, whilst they still do this you will more then often see the boys get hard to each other in the change rooms. A Guildford boy is your basic faggot who tries so, so hard to act straight. The girls are alright, they just need to move to somewhere better and hopefully get good therapy help after the horrors they experienced whilst there.

See that guy wanking over there? Must go to Guildford Grammar School.

Who came last in the Head Of The River? Guildford Grammar School of course!

What is that school again that's in the PSA but no one cares about? Oh yeah! Guildford Grammar School!

Guildford Grammar School by GGS IS FESTY March 22, 2019

Grammar Nazi 

Something an asshole calls a smart person when the asshole knows they're wrong.

Asshole: "Ha ha ha, dat movie are so much funnies!"
Smart person: "Actually, it's 'is so funny', not 'are so much funnies'.
Asshole: "DO YOU JUST CORRECK ME? GRAMMAR NAZI!!!!"
Smart person: "It's 'correct', and I'm not a Nazi, you idiot!"
Asshole: "YOU'RE A NAZI BECAUSE I DON'T LIKE YOU!!!!! WAAAAAAAH!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!"
Smart person: "Asshole."

Grammar Nazi by Roydiscord Productions May 22, 2021

Grammar Nazi 

The only good kind of Nazi.

That grammar Nazi sure knows his prepositions!

Grammar Nazi by McNJay April 28, 2010

Grammarian 

A funny little word that you may hear your english teacher may use to imply that s/he is religious in regard to grammar. I've always taken it to mean that your grammar will be corrected without remorse.

My english teacher swears she's a devout Grammarian.

Grammarian by Chris R March 19, 2006

Grammar Bitch 

Someone who is overly obsessed with correcting everyone's grammar. Usually to the point of obnoxious, pretentious bitchiness.

"I get sick and tired of the Walmart chick saying "May I help whose next?" every time I go to Walmart.", said the grammar bitch. And at the same time she screams at you for saying you feel good instead of well.

Grammar Bitch by yazman101 June 24, 2011

salt grammar school 

A School situated in West Yorkshire (England) it consists of three buildings;
- The West Wing (new building) that is made from card-board.
- The East Wing (old building) that's falling to pieces and has some of the worst toilets found in the western hemisphere.
- The 6th Form Block, Home to the common room a place where the civilised (older) students go to escape the natives (children) that inhabit the school. It also has vending machines that contain chocolate (unlike the rest of the school he he).

A - "So I heard you go to Salts*"
B - 'Yeah"
A - "I also heard its crap"
B - "Yeah"
*Slang for Salt Grammar School

salt grammar school by ILMROWKAW November 12, 2005