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mopping the grass

used to describe somebody who is incredibly high, drunk, or both beyond all fucking repair. Typically used when someone starts doing stupid shit as a result of being super fucked up.
Friend 1: we just got to this bitch and jimmy's already mopping the grass.
Friend 2: yeah man, one more hit and he'll start raking the kitchen.
by Nigger thug June 2, 2018
mugGet the mopping the grassmug.

Touch Grass

A fucking dumbass little shithead that is connected to the online world and is stupider then us normal people. Just like m-
Person1: “Mm.. what are these liquid drops falling from the sky? Is it daddy zhonglis pee?!” Person2: “Ah, go touch grass you fuck.”
by Kiko/milkxssontiktok December 2, 2021
mugGet the Touch Grassmug.

ass to the grass

The proper way to squat. Only girls and phaggots complain about this and if you think it kills your knees your just a pussy. Basically you go further pass parallel tell your ass is almost touching the ground ("grass"). This ensures you properly work all the muscles. And it looks way more bad ass. 225 ass to the grass or bust. Also known as ATG
Bob: *quarter squatting 225*

Frank: hey bob why don't you stop being a pussy and start squating ass to the grass *squats 315 ATG for ten reps*
by CTU_FieldAgent200 May 22, 2010
mugGet the ass to the grassmug.

cock in the grass

An insult with no real logical basis; however, many people find it offensive.
by Tyler McClurg January 2, 2007
mugGet the cock in the grassmug.

grass widow

a wife whose husband abandoned without dvorcing her.
poor Mrs Wilson, she's been a grass widow since two years.
by zooba December 25, 2009
mugGet the grass widowmug.

Touch grass

TOUCH GRASS BECAUSE LARRY IS REAL.
ANTIS: Are you serious? Larry is not real. Go and touch grass.
by ALWAYSINMYHEART1D November 17, 2020
mugGet the Touch grassmug.

grass fairy

Scum of the earth, usually found huddled in fields with nets.
Friend #1: Your father was a grass fairy.
Friend #2: Bullshit!
by bufuhhlow December 13, 2006
mugGet the grass fairymug.

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