godern

Modern god, he is for all , regardless of time, he is for everyone and everything

I need a miracle during these times. I must pray to Godern

by Kimlulu44 June 30, 2022

Gooper

The worst thing a 3 year old can call his dad.

Kian: You are a Gooper daddy!
Daddy: Did you just call me a Gooper!

by KianP August 3, 2022

gopherition

The act of becoming a gopher

the act of being humiliated

Jared went through gopherition and now is embarrassed

by AxolotlGamerz December 19, 2022

Gopher Tugging

The act of pulling on one’s penis to break The Suspensory Ligament and permanently increasing the length of the penis.

Girl 1: “where did Owen go?”
Girl 2: “I think he went gopher tugging for us.”

by MoCeramic October 12, 2023

brown gopher

yet ANOTHER name for a gay person

Dude1:"dude, my brother is such a brown gopher"
Dude2:"omg i know!"

by EmmyV October 23, 2005

sales gomer

A Dorky Salesman of any product, who tries to act like a professional, but it shows thru that they are just a Dimwit who is too stupid to be anything other than a dopey salesperson

The sales gomer tried to sell me a real junker of a used car last week, but I saw thru his fake sales pitch and went elsewhere, leaving the bumbling boob behind.

by Rory O'Doul December 4, 2018

Playing gopher

When you are trying to shit but the poop keeps going in and out of your ass resembling a gopher going through its hole

luke- Man last night my fucking shit was playing gopher with my asshole

by stinkyYOSHI6336 March 18, 2019