Goldbugs

when texting "goodnight" with fat fingers, the autocorrected word suggestion is "goldbugs" on an iphone. used as a substitution of "goodnight" to a person you love as an inside joke

Goldbugs......sorry meant to say goodnight

by a broken hearted man November 12, 2010

Golddigger Complex

A psychological state in which a retired or active Golddigger finds his or herself unable to find love because of their materialistic whoreness. this may come in the form of putting out for common acts of kindness, or not being able to accept love from someone without money and social class even though they truly love such person.

Example 1

Person1: She really loves him.
Person2: Too bad she's got Golddigger Complex, he'll only be accepted if he wins the lottery.

Example 2

Person1: OMG Jim opened the restaurant door for me on our date it was SO romantic.
Person2: Did you put out?
Person1: well of course he was so sweet!
Person2: you've got some serious Golddigger Complex.

Example 3

Person1: I don't know if John loves me or not he buys me things all the time.
Person2: He doesn't LOVE you he was buying the whole company dinner. Just cause someone buys you some french fries, it doesn't mean they love you.
Person1: OMG I think I have Golddigger Complex!

by Dave Geir May 25, 2010

Golden Scalpel

Award given in medical school every year to the biggest alcoholic in the class.

Dave Ryan will definitely win the Golden Scalpel for flushing his phone down the toilet.

by cork man April 30, 2005

gold bond

Vagisil, but for men.

Gold Bond is God's gift to man.

by kxso October 20, 2006

I have a gold fish

A phrase you use when people tell you things that you don't give two inches of a crap about.

Dave: Hey, hows it going?
Girl at Bar: Ummm, I have a Boyfriend so....
Dave: Really? I have a gold fish.
Girl: Ok???
Dave: Ya, I thought we were talking about things that don't matter.

by Michael Busey July 3, 2011

The Golden Child

Name widely used across the internet fandom for Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart's future child. Also known as "TGC."

Robsten Fan 1: OMG The Golden Child is totally gonna be a boy, I just know it.

Robsten fan 2: WTF are you talking about everyone knows TGC is gunna be a girl duhhhh!!!!!1!

by bananas00101 April 20, 2012

Go old testament on your ass

Meaning that you are going to be beaten or killed for whatever transgression you committed. Old testament of the Bible speaks of terrible punishments given by God.

Someone deliberately scratches your car. You tell the person that you are going to go old testament on your ass. You lay an ass whopping on him and you have effectively 'gone old testament on his ass'

by in-the-dark July 10, 2010