gooch noodles

the act of pouring boiling water onto your gooch along with ramen noodles and cooking them for the suggested 3 minutes to get perfecto al dente noodles, in your choice of flavor such as chicken, beef, shrimp, and oriental.

i got a bad burn from making gooch noodles the other night

by leek nivek May 24, 2009

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gooch poop

when you wipe after taking a huge wet shit, and the toilet paper smears shit all in your gooch, and you forget about it until it dries and starts flaking off.

''hey bill sheila just discovered my gooch poop while licking my balls.''

by coorreey August 14, 2006

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Gooch Sander

When one neglects to moisturize their gooch, and after sleeping with a person, rubs their gooch on the person's face. Results in facial carpet burns.

Damn, that bitch gave me a gooch sander and now i gotta use special lotion on my cheek so it doesn't get inflammed.

by JJ January 19, 2004

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gooche rooster

An overgrowth of pubic hair protruding from the taint which resembles an inverted mohawk.

"Craig....why is there a bulge in your gym shorts?"

"I quit manscaping so I could grow a sweet gooche rooster for the ladies!"

by Sabreraider October 28, 2013

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Gooch Week

The week of the year between Christmas and New Year.

From the word Gooch, this refers to Christmas as the 'sack' (or Stocking) and new years as the ass end of the year, forming the Gooch.

I've got time off work during the gooch week so I can be with the fam

by PeoplesCommissionerElect January 15, 2018

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Gooch Syndrome

This is where no matter how much you shower or wash up, your fingers and face smells like Gooch!

Andy "Good morning!"

Pam "Get in the bathroom and TAKE a shower, you freaking smell like Gooch!!"

Andy " I already did take a shower."

Pam " You have Gooch syndrome!"

by Ling ling 2013 September 8, 2013

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