the act of pouring boiling water onto your gooch along with ramen noodles and cooking them for the suggested 3 minutes to get perfecto al dente noodles, in your choice of flavor such as chicken, beef, shrimp, and oriental.
by leek nivek May 24, 2009
when you wipe after taking a huge wet shit, and the toilet paper smears shit all in your gooch, and you forget about it until it dries and starts flaking off.
by coorreey August 15, 2006
When one neglects to moisturize their gooch, and after sleeping with a person, rubs their gooch on the person's face. Results in facial carpet burns.
Damn, that bitch gave me a gooch sander and now i gotta use special lotion on my cheek so it doesn't get inflammed.
by JJ January 19, 2004
Man I've been smoking too much meth, I've been riding my bike to burn the energy and I've got a bad case of "cycler's gooch", now my gooch is sore and bruised, I need to buy a softer seat that has a less phallic shape.
by sambo0414 June 18, 2014
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by bowsersgoochcrust January 11, 2021
by TannerTheAlphaGay February 01, 2019