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gooch noodles

the act of pouring boiling water onto your gooch along with ramen noodles and cooking them for the suggested 3 minutes to get perfecto al dente noodles, in your choice of flavor such as chicken, beef, shrimp, and oriental.
i got a bad burn from making gooch noodles the other night
by leek nivek May 24, 2009
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gooch poop

when you wipe after taking a huge wet shit, and the toilet paper smears shit all in your gooch, and you forget about it until it dries and starts flaking off.
''hey bill sheila just discovered my gooch poop while licking my balls.''
by coorreey August 14, 2006
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Gooch Sander

When one neglects to moisturize their gooch, and after sleeping with a person, rubs their gooch on the person's face. Results in facial carpet burns.
Damn, that bitch gave me a gooch sander and now i gotta use special lotion on my cheek so it doesn't get inflammed.
by JJ January 19, 2004
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cycler's gooch

When you ride your bike too much and your gooch hurts
Man I've been smoking too much meth, I've been riding my bike to burn the energy and I've got a bad case of "cycler's gooch", now my gooch is sore and bruised, I need to buy a softer seat that has a less phallic shape.
by sambo0414 June 18, 2014
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Gooch Week

The week of the year between Christmas and New Year.

From the word Gooch, this refers to Christmas as the 'sack' (or Stocking) and new years as the ass end of the year, forming the Gooch.
I've got time off work during the gooch week so I can be with the fam
by PeoplesCommissionerElect January 15, 2018
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Gooch-codded

as the name suggests, to be slapped, struck or smacked in the gooch with a living or dead cod
Bill: Fuck man, I need some ice for my freshly codded-gooch
Frank: Yeah man, some homeless guy gooch-codded me into next week yesterday
by teh leet wAnkzor February 25, 2008
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gooch quake

when you stick the dick in so hard the balls slap so hard against the gooch they start quaking
evan: yo my girl got the gooch quake last night

friends in unicen: hell yea boy
by GoochQuaker June 20, 2020
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