Something I wish I had. Otherwise, I'll be surfing the internet forever playing kinda boring online games and masturbating to porno.
Person 1: Hey, I just got a girlfriend!
Person 2: Where did you find her? The Red Light District?
Person 1: What? Are you jealous?
Person 2: Fuck you! I can get one, I just don't want to...
Person 2: Where did you find her? The Red Light District?
Person 1: What? Are you jealous?
Person 2: Fuck you! I can get one, I just don't want to...
by DJ Retro March 11, 2007
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by opiv August 23, 2007
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by AaronT September 13, 2008
Get the girlfriend mug.When a guy's present girlfriend is 1,000,000 times hotter than his ex, bc she is either A. not a giant cow . B. not a loud, angry, annoying bitch. C. not a thief and a STD ho-bag
Situation - A dude passes his "bro" on the street holding hands with a new girl.
Dude- "What's up man ?! I see you have gotten a girlfriend upgrade."
Man with Girl- "That's right, homey, the last one was so fat I couldn't walk outside and see the sun anymore. She cast a shadow over me and my whole neighborhood. My skin was turning into an albino and the doctor said i had a major vitamin d deficiency.
Dude- girlfriend upgrade is the BEST MEDICINE playa.
Dude- "What's up man ?! I see you have gotten a girlfriend upgrade."
Man with Girl- "That's right, homey, the last one was so fat I couldn't walk outside and see the sun anymore. She cast a shadow over me and my whole neighborhood. My skin was turning into an albino and the doctor said i had a major vitamin d deficiency.
Dude- girlfriend upgrade is the BEST MEDICINE playa.
by kategspot February 11, 2012
Get the girlfriend upgrade mug.The asshole thing that most dudes do to every chick they meet. They immediately assume that if they are a "nice guy" they will be rewarded with pussy and rainbows. If the rainbows are not shiny enough, venomous hate is rained down upon the ladyfolk, saying that the poor manboys have been "friendzoned".
Dude I am the nicest cocksucker around but somehow none of the panties of girls I deem fuckable drop when I walk by. My world is sadder and specialer than unicorn jizz.
...Well if you'd stop girlfriendzoning every woman you meet we wouldn't have to shit on your balls day in and out. it's fucking exhausting, really. And I ran out shits to give years ago so I've been phoning in the bile for quite a while now anyway.
...Well if you'd stop girlfriendzoning every woman you meet we wouldn't have to shit on your balls day in and out. it's fucking exhausting, really. And I ran out shits to give years ago so I've been phoning in the bile for quite a while now anyway.
by hashtag clever January 27, 2014
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Often used as the basis for your explanation of why you don't have a GF because of this girl overseas your "kind of dating".
Often used as the basis for your explanation of why you don't have a GF because of this girl overseas your "kind of dating".
Sorry guys, I cant play D & D with you losers tonight because I have to get on AOL instant messenger with my overseas girlfriend...
by Brinkman1 December 15, 2009
Get the Overseas Girlfriend mug.Bianca has become a Snapchat girlfriend; she only ever talks to Donnie over the app even though he tells her they have a "real" connection.
by Rudyr8 April 18, 2017
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