midnight gardening

The act of passing out or falling over in foliage after large amounts of liquor have been consumed.
He's fine hes just over in the bushes doing a spot of midnight gardening.
by Gruts December 14, 2006
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Garden of nudes

A luxurious garden that is highly landscaped, lush and contains plants from all over the world and has many exotic animals and birds etc. and in addition there are many beautiful nude women who stroll through it ect.
Very wealthy people sometimes have them and there are some open to the public often for an admission price.
Have you been to the garden of nudes?
by Judge dredd7 February 23, 2012
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gardener's delight

Some very high quality marijuana, usually a skunk weed deviant of extreme potency.
Posh guy: I say my man this gardener's delight is extremely strong'

Gardener: Thank you kind sir, I pride my felf on my weed growing prowess
by Danimal007 February 25, 2009
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Pub Garden

The rear facing version of a Gunt. It is predominately found in females, and occurs when the arse is so large it begins to encapsulate the hamstring, thus creating a roomy, friendly place to stop and take a break.
Hey, look at the size of that womans arse, it's massive!!
Yeah, its a real Pub Garden
by Beer Monkey & Honey Badger April 03, 2012
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grey garden

Referring to the pubic hair of an elderly female.
I would like to visit your grey garden.
by 80 @ <3 April 26, 2014
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garden path

In every male shortly after hitting puberty you start to grow pubic hair once this grows you get a "garden path". A stripe of hair leading from your belly button to your pubic area.
Oh fucking hell my garden paths itchy, dear god i need laid.
by bigcohuna March 11, 2012
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OCD Gardener

That one person at the end of your block, usually retired, who spends anywhere from 20 to 9000 hours a week gardening. Symptoms include crying over your begonias, mowing the lawn 20 hours a week and sneering at the potted plant garden in your office.
Mr. Jenkins is an OCD Gardener. I swear that's the fifth time today he's been out today to fertilize his ginko trees.
by Miles the Magnificent September 16, 2010
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