Fuckoffer

Fuckoffer (fuk'off'er) 1. Anyone who tells another to "fuck off" 2. The offer in which a person asks another to have sexual intercourse 3. A symbol or metaphor that rejects or insults

The security guard was a real fuckoffer.

or

She gave me a fuckoffer at dinner last night.

or

The Stay Out sign on the door was a deffinate fuckoffer.

by TJH420 April 20, 2006

fuckoffery

the art of fucking off

Jeff has mastered the skill of fuckoffery quite well during his tour in the Navy.

by AT1 Jeff Jones March 9, 2007

fuckoffsky

How to tell a russian to fuck of politely.

Fuckoffsky Oleg!

by Not Igor December 19, 2008

fuckoff o'clock

The time at which a person has totally outstayed their welcome, and is asked to leave.

"Steve, it's fuckoff o'clock mate. Time for you to go."

by Kez 4 Prez August 16, 2014

fuckoffee

Hot beverage offered to co-workers that you hate, but try to get along with in sarcastic manner.

Hey fellas, anyone fuckoffee?

by monkey69 July 1, 2007

559 fuckoff

The 559 fuck off describes bad news- usually sent via email - which is sent at the last possible moment in the working day.

The aim being not to have to deal with the "aftermath" until the morning when perhaps the bad news has been accepted or at least softened.

559 is literally one minute to 6 - the last point in the working day.

Depending on your working hours the 459 and 659 fuckoff can also apply.

"I can't be bothered to deal with this now - i'll give her the old 559 fuckoff"

"just lining up my 559 fuckoff emails..."

by baldysuhweeede June 9, 2009

Fuckoff Snap

A return snap sent with either nothing or very little in frame.

Jack: “Yo dude how are things with Rachel?”
Trey: “Not good, she sent me a fuckoff snap.”

by Diff Poink November 14, 2020