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The Ol San Francisco treat 

A San Francisco treat is when you save all your nail clippings for weeks, then when you are having sex with a partner, pull out, ejaculate on their face then throw the clippings hard enough to stick to their face....Uncle Ben would be proud
It took me three months, but I was finally able to surprise my girlfriend with the ol San Francisco Treat.

San Francisco 

California city inhabited by misfits from all the other 49 states.
Those San Franciscan's are nuts. That's why I live in San Jose.
San Francisco by SB August 27, 2004

San Francisco kiss 

A noticeable dent in a car fender, bumper, or door acquired while parked, left by an anonymous San Francisco driver who drives away without leaving any contact note or insurance info.
Damn it! Some a*hole gave my car a San Francisco kiss on the right front fender while I was parked in the Stockton street garage!!!
San Francisco kiss by SF Tony December 16, 2008

San Francisco Giants 

Major Leauge Baseball team that moved to San Fransico from New York in 1957 at the same time the Dodgers moved from Brooklyn their last World Series was in 1954. Their rivalry with the Dodgers is the oldest and best in American sports even though the east coast media bias says differently.
I hate the San Francisco Giants, L.A. Dodgers rule!

san francisco 

Q: How many straight guys in San Francisco does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Both of them

San Francisco Values 

noun, -- gay marriage, cutting and running from Iraq, coddling terrorists, raising taxes, amnesty for illegals
Over the space of a few days, the phrase "San Francisco values" has passed from the lips of conservative FOX News commentator Bill O'Reilly and former House Speaker Newt Gingrich onto the editorial pages of the Augusta (Ga.) Chronicle, where the paper endorsed a Republican congressional candidate because a Democratic House would mean "Pelosi will be speaker and her far-left San Francisco values -- gay marriage, cutting and running from Iraq, coddling terrorists, raising taxes, amnesty for illegals -- will become the House agenda."

In a recent online fundraising pitch, the now-pundit Gingrich asked supporters, "Will everything you've worked so hard to accomplish be lost to the San Francisco values of would-be Speaker Nancy Pelosi?" In Thursday's National Review Online, House Speaker Dennis Hastert asked, "Do we really want Nancy Pelosi's San Francisco values leading the culture war?" Neither elaborated on the meaning of "San Francisco values."