flaker

to not be able to attend an engagement with a friend or family member without proper notification.

Me and vanessa were supposed to meet at the movies on saturday at 5 but come saturday at 5 i was at the movie theater and she never showed up and never bothered to even let me know she wasn't coming. I guess she's a flaker.

by kr1818 September 10, 2009

flaketard

A whiner who posts rants on Facebook, who never calls back and invents ridiculous stupid ideas like "flaketard"

Yo T, why you such a flaketard beatch!

by Tiiisuuun May 7, 2010

Flaked out

To fall asleep

He was flaked out on the couch

by Shreddo August 12, 2017

fecal flakes

1) A term for evaporate feces which becomes an airborne matter when excreted from the anus in the form of gas.

2) A term used by comedian Dane Cook to describe the polluted air released from a fart.

Jason: "I just farted. Treadstone alert!"
Nate: "That's freakin' gross! I don't want to breath in your fecal flakes!"

by Nathan Rowell May 4, 2007

penal flakes

When ones penis flakes and leaves...Penal flakes.

Iain- Yo dawg you made a mess in the shower

Jamie- Chill YO, its just my penal flakes. you feel me?

by Jay86 July 6, 2007

flockenockenhiliphilipacation

The act of making a chicken knock on the door of a hillbilly named Phillip, calling it worthless, and then making it kill its flock.

Practicing flockenockenhiliphilipacation is an act strictly reserved for chicken hypnotists.

by Freeko Zoidle February 3, 2008

flogerswank

The ornate decoration on a flogger used in bdsm.

Look at that flogerswank its expensive.

by LarzTheDevil October 26, 2017