Fuck around and find out

Past tense version: Fucked around and found out.

1. When a person or people do or are going to do something idiotic or dangerous that will lead undoubtedly to consequences.

2. A threat. When someone is warning another that if they do a certain thing (e.g. Punching the person) they will attack them physically.

1. Rachel decided to poke a sleeping bear with a stick, the bear woke up and mauled her. She fucked around and found out.

2. Jake and Barry are arguing with each other, Barry readies his fist as if going to punch Jake. Jake looks him in the eyes and says "You want to Fuck around and find out?"
Barry punches Jake, Jake proceeds to beat up Barry.

by BitchLikeIcareYipYip January 4, 2023

finding nemo

A male rite of passage; to locate the clitorus.

"Sally, my boyfriend's terrible in the sack."
"Betty, he's only 11- he's probably needs help finding nemo."

by mike hamilton December 10, 2003

find the buried treasure

When a bowl is believed to be cashed, but a skilled smoker finds one more hit or a series of hits.

I think the bowl is cashed. See if you can find the buried treasure.

by 1Dan July 31, 2006

Mommy Finding The Poop Sock

when mommy finds the poop sock, it is devastating. you can never come back from the scolding that can come from finding the poop sock. you will be brought to town central and burned at the stake in front of everyone u love and called a witch for your sorcery of the poop sock.

mommy finding the poop sock

by Biome of Rec Room October 17, 2019

Findlay slip n'slide

Is where a woman shits on a man's chest and then go's to the other side of the room. she then run's at the man who is laying on the bed with shit on his chest. she leaps into the air landing on the mans chest. The shit 'acting as a lube' slides her across the chest "like a slip n' slide" and she slides down his stomach and on down to the penis. if executed perfectally her vagina will slip right over his dick and sexy times will be made.

Man: so my girlfriend is learning to slide at softball.

Friend: you should give her the Findlay slip n'slide First, that will teach her how to play ball.

by Dadismydad January 28, 2008

Finding Five Dollars

A phrase commonly used to signify the end of a story; any story ends well on the upbeat note of finding five dollars.

"I was going to the laundromat to wash all of my clothes, and I tripped and broke my nose on the asphalt. I tried to get into my car, but I dropped the keys into the sewer grate I was parked by. I got a ride to the hospital from an old lady who smelled like cheese, and when I got there I found out that my insurance didn't cover stupidity. And then I found five dollars!"

by Corwin May 6, 2005

FINDLAY

Findlay is a god among men. Findlay has Scotish backgrounds, but his voice is normal and amazing and beutiful, like everything about him. Findlay usually has blonde or brown hair or blue eyes. Findlay has wealthy parents, but all Findlays do well in life. Findlay is a Democrat/Liberal (Canada's left-wing party) who is open to new ideas. Findlay is the greatest person to ever live, so if you ever meet one you need to be his friend.

Man : Damn Findlay is perfect in every way!
Woman: Everyone wants him! ;)

by ATypicalPeraon November 7, 2017