good fish

The term good fish is a term Michael Jackson used to describe a very attractive woman.

Michael: Damn there’s some good fish back there.
Person: Yea tell me about it
Michael: Did you get her number for me?👀

by MOONWALKERTINGZ July 19, 2019

Flap fishing

when an older woman with a bucket fanny goes out on the town in order to attract a young man for sexual gratification. its as if she casts her larger than normal flaps across the room and catches a man like a fish in her net.

as soon as the cougar saw young Brian across the dance floor, it was only a matter of time before her flap fishing efforts netted him, and took him home for some banging.

by docdebauch January 21, 2008

Cheese Fish

This is what they order in the ghetto when they are tired of eating fired chicken. At times they may upgrade to the cheese shrimps.

Yo where dey fook iz my cheese fish at I order dat shit over a hour ago. It better not be all greasy.

by cheese fish April 18, 2016

Cheesus Fish

Cheesus Fish Snacks Now with the power of Christ

*Power of Christ not actually included in Cheesus Fish Snacks. Void where prohibited.

Did you see those Cheesus Fish? They're the Cheesius.

by Alowishu5 June 01, 2009

tissue fishing

when the tissue box fails to reload after someone before you has used it, forcing you to panic for 10 minutes trying to get the damn tissue out of the box using only your pointer and middle finger before someone notices your embarrassing dilemma. Usually takes place in an environment where a snot rocket isn't an option (boss' office, girlfriend's house)

Jim: Stupid defunct tissue box didn't reload so i was tissue fishing with my hamburger helper hands for 10 minutes

by phan4life May 17, 2010

Dynamite Fishing

When you text all the chicks that ghosted you hoping one is thirsty enough to respond

At the Bar,

Bro 1: "Fucccc Fornite is down, what should we do tonight?"
Bro 2: "Text Casper and all her friends, time to go dynamite fishing:

by GhostofPayton October 14, 2019

vertical fish

A dance that incorporates the core and challenges your balance. With your hands by your side, knees slightly bent, eyes wide open, you move your body in a wave motion side to side as if a fish is swimming. Move your head to the beat of the music and approach your soon to be mate. Get as close as you can and soon she will be vertical fishing right along with you.

I'm gonna vertical fish all night.

or

I wasn't going to dance with him but then he vertical fished me and I was caught drowning in his charm.

or

I was going to moon walk over to her but then I said fuck that noise and vertical fished her.

by Sebastian123 October 12, 2009