1. Obtaining your first high
Most people do not get high on their first few times smoking marijuana after you have obtained your first high you are now on your way up in the ranks.
2. Being present at a drug deal
A friend needs some sticky icky, to move to the second level in this 10 level trip to greatness you need to be in the same room with a drug dealer and his/her buyer and witness the transaction occur.
3. Scoring your own weed
At this point you feel like your a badass, your not, but its alright. to move to level three you need to have obtained both a dealers phone number and have purchased some green from them.
4. Buying your first smoking device (usually a pipe)
to enter level four you need to purchase a smoking device, a rough estimate that about 75% of people purchase a pipe at this point some ignore rules and jump to further levels like little fucknuggets, but its all good.
5. The first time you smoke by yourself
this is by far the level that sepperates the boys from the men, this level weeds(no pun intended) out the pussies who just smoke to look cool and the true future masters of the weed world.
Most people do not get high on their first few times smoking marijuana after you have obtained your first high you are now on your way up in the ranks.
2. Being present at a drug deal
A friend needs some sticky icky, to move to the second level in this 10 level trip to greatness you need to be in the same room with a drug dealer and his/her buyer and witness the transaction occur.
3. Scoring your own weed
At this point you feel like your a badass, your not, but its alright. to move to level three you need to have obtained both a dealers phone number and have purchased some green from them.
4. Buying your first smoking device (usually a pipe)
to enter level four you need to purchase a smoking device, a rough estimate that about 75% of people purchase a pipe at this point some ignore rules and jump to further levels like little fucknuggets, but its all good.
5. The first time you smoke by yourself
this is by far the level that sepperates the boys from the men, this level weeds(no pun intended) out the pussies who just smoke to look cool and the true future masters of the weed world.
ayo i bought my own weed im the shit!
no, no your not, u obviously know nothing about The first 5 levels of pot smoking
no, no your not, u obviously know nothing about The first 5 levels of pot smoking
by Mr.Dirk As Fuck June 21, 2010
Get the The first 5 levels of pot smoking mug.1. Complete and utter bullshit. Often used by 2 people who have been together for an extensive period of time to describe the day they first met.
2. A male euphemism for "Nice *insert female body part here*"
2. A male euphemism for "Nice *insert female body part here*"
" ... and when I turned around, I saw Mike standing there. When our eyes met, it was love at first sight. I knew from that moment he was gonna be the man I married."
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another word for native Americans classically known as "native Indians" but now for a more aboriginal definition this term is now used.
by Shania Burke November 8, 2003
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OMG, that girl just posted another selfie on Instagram. She is such a first world bitch.
Honestly, that first world bitch should spend some time doing something useful to help others instead of wasting time looking in a mirror.
Honestly, that first world bitch should spend some time doing something useful to help others instead of wasting time looking in a mirror.
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Origin: The South Side of Chicago neighborhood Mount Greenwod
Origin: The South Side of Chicago neighborhood Mount Greenwod
by Dave Losso December 5, 2007
Get the Dick-first mug.Exactly what "True love at first sight" is but to a lusty extent. Without all the feelings of love but lust.
Dude, whenever I saw her and looked her in the eyes for the first time... It was like true fuck at first sight.
by chillinbrah July 31, 2011
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Guy: Holy crap dude this girl is like so freaking amazing i feel like i'm in love!
Friend (M/F): Dude that's awesome where did you meet her?
Guy:uhhhhhh i never actually "met" her but we like texted all day today!!
Friend:......WOW!! So instead of love at first sight it was love at first text?
Friend (M/F): Dude that's awesome where did you meet her?
Guy:uhhhhhh i never actually "met" her but we like texted all day today!!
Friend:......WOW!! So instead of love at first sight it was love at first text?
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