finger salad

When a woman has very loose genitalia and her partner, using all of their fingers stimulates her clit, vagina, and anus.

After betting him that he couldn't, Rachel convinced him to give her a finger salad.

by Rachel & Ray August 27, 2006

finger in my asshole

tight.
FML.

*Drops phone in toilet*
Me: "OhMyGod ... finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole , finger in my asshole."

by tte: time to eat February 3, 2012

brownie finger

when you finger a girl in da butt and then make her lick your finger

Man this girl pissed me off so much i gave her a brownie finger.

by herpes June 3, 2003

five-finger disco

The act of male masturbation.

Andy did the five-finger disco while he watched Ashley and Jenny getting it on.

Sorry, babe, the only dance I know is the five-finger disco. Maybe some time I can teach you it.

by Hidden-Street December 13, 2008

Beer Finger

When one cracks open so many cans of beer that his/her beer opening finger starts to hurt and throb for a few days. The pain, for the most part, usually can't be treated and it must be accepted with pride.

Doctor Robinson had to treat eighteen patients with beer finger the morning after Martin Luther King Jr. Day.

Larry party fouled because he could no longer open beer with his dominant finger and spilled it by opening it with his middle finger. Poor guy had beer finger.

by L0Lfest August 11, 2008

Stoner Finger

The occurrence of ashy remnants on one's finger (generally index) from cleaning the bowl of one's piece.

Hey, whoever takes stoner finger tonight gets the first package of peanut butter M&Ms.

Son, I know you smoked tonight because of your tell-tale stoner finger!

by Noochies July 30, 2010

Cheeto-finger

An adjective used to describe someone who has never actually participated in a given topic (usually sports), and is usually unknowledgeable and/or unintelligible. This word usually describes the obese, cheeto eating, couch potato who thinks they are smart and constantly gives their opinion on sports, and act as i it is complete truth, when in fact he/she knows nothing about the sport.

Look at this guy and his cheeto-finger rankings he made on the current AFC rankings, he should just stick to playing Madden in his mother's basement.

Did anybody look at the cheeto-finger UFC rankings? They have Cody Garbrandt as #8 when he is undefeated and clearly kicking ass. Typical cheeto-finger dog shit.

by gangar5599 May 28, 2017