Flexed out

1. making a deception of something that's true or not true.

2. being something your not.

3. acting fake.

Bit;; Stop being flexed out, You know what you did.

by dimples_14 December 18, 2009

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Weird flex

Something that people on the internet won’t shut the fuck up about.

Weird flex but ok

by BigPapiGuac November 13, 2018

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It’s a well-known fact that many families receiving Food Stamps eat like millionaires. While most of the population gets by on fatty ground beef and frozen dinners, Food Stampers feast on Filet Mignon, New York Strip, lobster tails and crab legs. If eating like this still isn’t enough to spend their entire monthly food handout, they then resort to throwing parties and cookouts just to use up the stamps. Of course, the concept of not spending every dime of their government handout, stocking up on non-perishables, or donating some of the excess food to a charitable organization is out of the question.

“Awesome! I just got invited to C’s cookout again! Last time I went, I had a couple Food Stamp Filets at her house, then she gave me four more to take home!”

by Politic Ric June 2, 2010

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Flexasaurus

A god damn arbitor of style DOMINATION.

A guy who loves to work out and flex

A bodybuilder who is really excited about working out.

That musclehead is a flexasaurus.

by Flexasaurus March 11, 2010

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dike master flex

1. A lesbian who has not got her pussy touched in years. Basically, she has cobwebs and/or bats roaming in her old, flappy, dust-ridden, vagina.

2. An obese, cow-like bitchwhore who's only sources of pleasure are eating three buckets of KFC and sticking Hershey bars (with Almonds, dark chocolate will do) up her dirty sanchez asshole.

Steve: Suzy is such a dike master flex, no one would ever touch her dry-to-the-bone pussy willow.

by slanty eyed sam August 20, 2008

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