Festie

Gilrs who think they are 'besties' after meeting for the first time when they are high:

"Oh my god, you are my soul mate! YOU are my festie!"

by i-m-meana fist March 19, 2017

festive gans

when you be hella festive and your parents don't want you and want to deport your sorry ass back to the hospital were they regret not aborting you

your such a festive gans

by hellagans December 5, 2018

Festival face

When your nose is cold but your head is hot and you're exhausted but you dont want to go to sleep.

Fuck dude, I have festival face.

by Notherson July 25, 2020

dude festival

A social gathering such as a party or concert where little to no females are present.

"Be glad you missed the party last night, man. It was a fucking dude festival. Nary a fucking girl showed up."

by GARY LOVES THE BACON November 16, 2003

Free festival

Festival that is free to enter, esp. rock festival, such as Glastonbury used to be.

Such festivals attract people who have no access to money and cant be arsed to work for a living, and therefore will spongue off other festival goers who have brought food and alcohol.

Such drongoes are also rough and violent, and prone to fighting and raping and stealing, and generally tarnishing the whole cooperative and sharing ethos of having a free festival in the first place.

My fanily went to this free festival and a gang of drongoes moved into our tent. Never again!

by Kerb November 30, 2004

Dung fest

a crap situation

that night out was a complete dung fest

by nb09 January 31, 2009

Hogie fest

A huge event that happens every year where millions of people from all over the tri-state area of new jersey, deleware, and pennsylvainia travel to various wawa's all over and enjoy amazing deals such as any shorti hogie for only $2.99. Or any 32 oz beverage selling for 99 cents. Hogie fest lasts from memorial day weekend to augest 1st. Wawa Hogie fest is the single greatest spectacular in the history of mankind.

Jack: Hey john do you want to go down to 7-eleven and get a slurpee?
John: Jack, why would you even think about going to 7-eleven when we could just go to Wawa Hogie fest?
Jack: Wait its hogie fest?
John: Yeah
Jack: OH MY GOD LETS GO!

by crazy brick July 16, 2010