Figger

The phonetic spelling of the word figure when miss-pronounced by an individual. It's like Tigger from Winnie The Pooh only with a "F"...Figger. One crazy f-ed up (yet kinda cute) way to say the word and refers to a number or set of numbers (Figgers). The term is believed to have originated in the halls of MFRI sometime around the start of the 21st century.

OMG, these figgers are impossible to reconcile when I don't have the necessary detail. or

Jim won't let me make journal entries without his permission because it messes up his figgers. or

I can't seem to get this cash flow figger to tie out, maybe I should ask Jenny to help me.

by scratch911 June 28, 2010

High Fidelity

a kickass movie that has jack black and john cusack in it i like that frickin movie

high fidelity kicks ass

by blythe March 27, 2005

fider

Fider means "a feeder". This word is associated to Warcraft III DoTa where a player's hero constantly dies/gets ganked giving the "killer" gold which stacks everytime he dies hence "to feed". Started on Eurobattle.net PVPGN

Lol, that pudge died to proz brood again, what a fider.

by kidax June 25, 2008

Russian Dick Fidget

When a man slaps his dick across your face multiple times until you bleed and then proceeds to cum in your eyes

Man Alex gave Bryan a mean Russian Dick Fidget last night!

by Luke Ginther March 28, 2009

Fidget eater

Someone who can't sit at the table to eat, always has to be doing something

Sheesh LeAnn, would you come back to the table.
Your such a fidget eater.

by fozzie24 October 18, 2011

Fidget Spinner

I see a lot of people saying that they are for people with Autism, and me being slightly autistic, I really do like these things. While I don't go around playing with it all the time, every once in a while it's a great thing to just spin around.
And no, it's not just for Autistic people, it is also used as a stress reliever.

Fidget Spinners have been taken way out it's original intention by edgy idiots that think they are cool for having one.
I love Fidget Spinners for what they intend to do. I don't intend to use it for edgy tricks and all that stupid stuff.

It does it's job well, and it should be acknowledged, taking out the edgy teenagers and stupid trending stuff.

Me: I didn't even buy a Fidget Spinner, I got it as a gift. I like it anyways.
Edgy Teenager: Dude look at this Fidget Spinner, lets do some cool tricks with it and get tons of views on youtube!
Me: Just no...

by EpicCollision July 13, 2017

Fidget Kid

He’s a cringed kid that can spin fidget spinners at high speed to decapitate anyone who says he’s cringy. But I say he’s cringey, so I’m gonna die now.

Kid 1: That Fidget Kid looks really cringy...

*the kid dies by fidget spinners*

by NineTails May 2, 2018