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Mr. Fister

A man who penetrates other men/women rapidly with his fist.
"Hey look, there's the legendary Mr. Fister. How was last night?"
by datindianguy10 November 23, 2016
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festering

to be fat greasy harry and have a tendency to wallow around in day old potato chips and pizza crusts.
i havent had a shower in a week ive just been festering around the house.
by smethan December 27, 2007
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double fister

similiar to a fister, but with 2 fists. only for the extremely kinky and it is very painful but oh so good. also brings climax amazingly fast
i gave Joanna a double fister last night. she started to cry in pain but didnt want me 2 stop coz it felt so good
by brennan234 July 17, 2006
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Fuster

fus-ter FUH-ster

-verb

To proclaim sincere and ongoing disapproval in attempting to discredit a largely reasonable argument, usually by including nonsensical analogies to support your stance.
Matt just goes on and on and on about how this rule is so stupid, but I won't let his fustering change my opinion.
by Enamudega June 18, 2009
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Faster than a hooker in skechers

a phrase describing how fast a person or anything really can move. Deriving from the ability of a hooker wearing sneakers to move faster than most who wear stilletos.
Man 1: did u see that guy running from the cops?

Man 2: yeah....

Man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!

Man 1&2: Lololololololololololol!!!!
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Fustercluck

In Zelda: Ocarina of Time, when enough chickens are agitated enough to cause them to violently converge upon their aggressor.
I was in a hurry riding through Lon Lon Ranch to refill my milk when I accidently caused a fustercluck.
by RadicalLibrarian December 6, 2011
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festering vaginal blood fart

The sound made when a woman who is having her period and has not washed in several days; has sex with a large man which causes a pussy fart.
I was fucking Linda last night when she blasted me with a chunky festering vaginal blood fart and man did it smell.
by smokin_oil December 7, 2009
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