festering flute

When you have anal sex with a girl and you fall off to sleep with your boy still in and you wake up to a blow job.

I got a festering flute this morning.

by dyckdem January 8, 2008

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Farterbox

An Irish slang term for a persons anus

Wank me off with your farterbox

by timmyb2000 May 30, 2009

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fanterrible

When something goes good, in yet still went bad.

Her: So how was the party?

Him: It was pretty much fanterrible, i enjoyed the food, but the people were near unbearable.

by D.MasterFlex July 27, 2009

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A phrase used to describe almost any situation where something is growing or increasing in size, depth, shape, weight, or awesomeness. It can also be used instead of "the plot thickens" or "this looks bad".

First heard on "Frat Party At The Pancake Festival" DVD, Phoenix (of Linkin Park fame) held up a tip jar and said, "It's getting fatter, the kitty is getting fatter!", referring to the exponential increase of spare change as time went on.

1. "So I checked my bank account. I now have almost $500! The kitty is getting fatter!"

2. "So I'm almost done redecorating my room. I got new curtains and hung up some Christmas lights." "Wow, the kitty is getting fatter."

3. "...so it turns out, Stacey thought she slept with Mike, but she actually slept with his brother, who was passed out in Mike's room." "Holy shit." "But that's not all..." "The kitty is getting fatter?!"

by anonymush September 23, 2009

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