Ethan

A bitch and a huge dicky person. Also a jackass he is a jerk person that. Even if he does something right you want to punch him in his face.

Girl 1: “ he’s so hot “
Girl 2: “ he is with you such a ETHAN!!!

by Hebehehe February 28, 2019

Ethan

That one cunt who's trying to act Irish but has clear American accent like fuck off bro

Ethan shut tf up your American

by The friend making funny shit November 12, 2019

Ethan

dis boi cant even read dr suessical books cause he depessed and got llots a clout and

ETHAN! get over here boi

by Trippie Blue October 9, 2018

Ethan

The gayest person to ever walk the Earth. Has 2 necks. Scares the women away.

Do you see Ethan over there? He is gay.

by EthanIsAFag12 November 4, 2019

Ethan

Someone who flogs their dolphin at a girls wedgie. He's sweet and has a big dick. ; D

"Damn bro did you see Ethan the other day?"

"Yeah he was definitely flogging his dolphin at Feli's wedgie."

by sukuranus July 6, 2014

Ethan

a guy that was the biggest dick ever and can fuck u so good!!!

omg i got Ethan'ed so bad last night i want more!

by nbkhjgcfgxtrbgcydyrgf November 15, 2016

Ethan

a disgusting, bleach-drinking, cold hot pocket-sucking scum of the earth who dumped my best friend because she found out he was cheating on her

Ethan, if you don't shut your goddamn dick-chugging pie hole, I'm gonna shove my foot so far up your ass it'll come out of that fat mouth of yours that you use to blow yourself at night when you're alone in your room watching porn.

by carryingthebanner October 23, 2017