an early retirement

Another term for when you leave your job because of burnout
If you don't want an early retirement, you need to take care of youself beforehand
by Sexydimma March 13, 2021
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early charlie

a young man who cums before first insertion.
an early charlie is to climax in one's pants when sexual acts are suggested by their partner prior to the act actually occurring.
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I will sleep early today

Play games at 7 PM, Watch movies at 8 PM, Scroll on TikTok at 10 PM, Watch anime till 2 AM, Chat on Discord at 3AM
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said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it
Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing
by nood564 March 31, 2020
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early days of aviation

Whereby a male dons a leather cap, scarf and aviator goggles, pulls down his breeches and underwear, stretches his arms up in order to grip an imaginary propeller, and then procedes to jump up and down causing his flaccid penis to girate very much like a propeller in the early days of aviation. This delightful party trick can also be performed by women, whereby rotating breasts serve to represent said propeller(s). As described by one S. Milligan of Monkenhurst, Hadley, some time after WW2.
The child's entertainer performed a classic Early days of aviation, much to the merriment of the parents and the distress of their offspring.

Jebediah met his wife by performing the Early days of aviation for her during a summer ball.
by Jebediah Splitter January 30, 2018
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Early Fireworks

Where an individual takes a severe beating by another individual or a group to the point they black out, before New Year, or any other holiday that has involvement with Fireworks.

Whilst taking these beatings, the victim experiences hard solid impacts from the hits they take against their body that imitate the loud climaxing sounds of a firework. If they close their eyes while taking the hits, they see flashy contrasted colors -- (similar to fireworks) if they are given a black eye, or are wounded on the eye.
Boy 1: “Dude! Wake up! What the fuck happened to you?”
Boy 2: “Oh Christ, I got ganged up and got to see Early Fireworks.”
by inlunier February 10, 2023
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