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The early worm catches the bird

said to advise someone that they will have an advantage if they do something immediately or before anyone else does it
Thank god I hoarded TPs at Costco in February. The early worm catches the bird and the latecomers get nothing
by nood564 March 31, 2020
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early charlie

a young man who cums before first insertion.
an early charlie is to climax in one's pants when sexual acts are suggested by their partner prior to the act actually occurring.
by ciggy132 February 6, 2014
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Early Drinking

A completely socially acceptable cocktail or three before a date to ease the nerves
I'm at the bar early drinking and looking at wedding rings until he gets here. - sent to friend via text
by ArnoldPalmer82 October 30, 2017
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early days of aviation

Whereby a male dons a leather cap, scarf and aviator goggles, pulls down his breeches and underwear, stretches his arms up in order to grip an imaginary propeller, and then procedes to jump up and down causing his flaccid penis to girate very much like a propeller in the early days of aviation. This delightful party trick can also be performed by women, whereby rotating breasts serve to represent said propeller(s). As described by one S. Milligan of Monkenhurst, Hadley, some time after WW2.
The child's entertainer performed a classic Early days of aviation, much to the merriment of the parents and the distress of their offspring.

Jebediah met his wife by performing the Early days of aviation for her during a summer ball.
by Jebediah Splitter January 31, 2018
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Early access

Foster is wrong and can't take being wrong he is a child
Oh no early access foster is arguing again he's wrong
by Foster is wrong December 20, 2020
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Early

Behaving like a man named Earl, one of the dankest men you'll ever meet.
Dude: Hey, he parked and took up two parking spots!
Other Dude: Yeah my friend Earl did that once a few years ago. That's swagger right there.
Dude: Yeah, that car's driver was so Early.
by Tony Tobasco July 16, 2024
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Early Bird Special

A man puts a worm in his dick hole and has the girlfriend suck it out.
Damn, I have that girl the early bird special.
by Harry Mcock December 22, 2023
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