European Torque Tester

The act of twisting someone’s scrotum in self defense, or pleaser.

“Jimmy was losing the fight until he gave Dan the ole European Torque Tester.”

“I paid the Hooker a little extra to give me a European Torque Tester as I climaxed”

by Tactical Bob July 11, 2023

European Video

A slang word for pornography

New Orleans is a viable place to buy European video

by FolkandFlipFlops December 13, 2014

european spin cycle

When a man who is duct taped and covered in cum is spun in a office chair while many women squirt on him in multiple rotation's

While Bruce was in Amsterdam he was doing his laundry when he was givin a European spin cycle that he would never forget!

by the tell tale man May 11, 2015

European sneak

When waiting to turn left at a red light, once the light turns green but without an arrow, slam the accelerator down, make your turn and beat the car who should have proceeded straight. Effectively ignoring the right of way.

He European Sneaked me!

by Sqoonman February 10, 2023

european slur

pean, A slur for Europeans or people from Europe this is to mock the people and the word “European”

Look at that pean over there such a weirdo. This is the European slur

by Yal Larkin November 6, 2021

European Painter

A stupid ugly idiot

DD the great European painter

by My The God April 4, 2022

europeans

Europeans are people who never seem to stop talking bad about Americans. They claim that a lot of stupid people are Americans and that Americans are dumb when a lot of the best colleges are in the USA. They also claim that the USA is racist, which is true, but almost every country is racist, especially the ones in Europe based on my experience.

Some person on TikTok: *Gets a geography question wrong.*
Europeans: Americans are so stupid!

The person: I’m Canadian..

by dubaihoe December 17, 2022