Jake English is a character from the comic Homestuck. he is a rather complex character who is a Page of hope. He wishes to be an adventuring brave man but in reality is scared, and he hurts and heavily relies on others without knowing it. he is mostly seen as the main crush for the alpha kids. especially Jane Crocker and Dirk strider.
person 1: oh Jesus I think one of the worst characters in homestuck is Jake English.
person 2: oh come on he isn't that bad, just misunderstood. now {bro strider and vriska Serket on the other hand-
person 2: oh come on he isn't that bad, just misunderstood. now {bro strider and vriska Serket on the other hand-
by Fandom Tea April 17, 2020
Get the Jake Englishmug. by Chinnage March 7, 2022
Get the English bookmug. People working as english teachers are like ice cream, you can easily tell the quality on the basis of the first impression.
It is hard to see whether it is the intended meaning or just my english teacher's personal interpretation.
by Doruk bey August 14, 2019
Get the English teachermug. On the motorway, when an English driver sees you about to pass them, they pull out onto your lane to block you.
"He couldn't wait an additional 3 seconds for me to pass him going 80mph no, had to do his English Pullout in his leased Nissan Qashqai with a "proudly British" flag on its back, going 55 mph"
by TurboBlyatRanger July 20, 2020
Get the English pulloutmug. The English toastie is usually used in Coprophillia: E.G shitting in between two pieces of buttered bread and toasting it.
The reason why it's called the English toastie is still not quite known.
The reason why it's called the English toastie is still not quite known.
by Bedtime_Writer January 7, 2017
Get the English Toastiemug. The English language, but twisted & abused into a barely recognisable form, with half the vowels dropped. The letter 's' is also commonly replaced with 'z' or 'zee'. Also known as 'Wannabee English'.
English: Colour
American English: Color
English: Neighbour
American English: Neighbor
English: realise
American English: realize
American English: Color
English: Neighbour
American English: Neighbor
English: realise
American English: realize
by EnglishPatriarchy August 23, 2011
Get the American Englishmug. Of what this website is guilty
by Thrawn January 5, 2004
Get the english malfeasancemug.