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Dylan

Sexually confused antichrist like creature. Often seen wearing a long, black leather trench coat circa 1987.

See also: vampire zombie immortal confused
See that guy over there in the black leather trench coat with the plastic vampire teeth and the stuffed bra? I think he's a Dylan.
by WhassupYoYoMaMa? February 3, 2010
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Dylan

A Dylan, usaully one with the last name of Winters, is a stoner with a 4.0 that looks at hairy men's anal cavitys. The typical Dylan puts videos of such pornography on his iPod and jacks off to them at night.
Dude 1: Dude, Ryans friend dylan W. is a total perv
Dude 2: Ya I know, i saw videos of hairy ass holes on his iPod!
Dude 1: Man, he is so gay
by Winston Churchill the III November 9, 2008
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Dylan

a nasty ass incest bitch. has many STD's. humps anything with two legs, well it doesn't even have to have legs..
"that dude's humping that chick!"
"that's his sister..."
"what a fucking Dylan!"
by ghetto:]] March 25, 2009
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Dylan

Someone who is secretly really gay, a fag, someone who thinks he's a girl, gets caught up in girls drama, sucks in bed, is extremely ugly and has the smallest penis you will ever see.
Guy: That guy is a fag
Friend: Must be a Dylan
by Bobbyhummpy March 5, 2013
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Dylan

A gay ass son of a bitch with a really small penis who dates a lot of girls who end up hating him. He thinks he is cool and has anger issues.
Girl: Jeez I hate Dylan he's such an asshole.
by Lakerthegreater November 14, 2016
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Dylan

A big Fuck-Ass loser with an undersized penis and a habit for sex with underage girls and old men.
Usually can be found humping a hobo's trash can in an old back alley.
Person 1: GET THE F*CK OFF MY DYLAN!

Person 2: (calmly) Dylan is such a whore.
by #YOLO SWAG <3 August 28, 2013
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Dylan

Dylan is a guy who's super gay. He loves willy more than a duck loves water.
by Yar Mouth August 10, 2019
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