Sexually confused antichrist like creature. Often seen wearing a long, black leather trench coat circa 1987.
See also: vampire zombie immortal confused
See also: vampire zombie immortal confused
See that guy over there in the black leather trench coat with the plastic vampire teeth and the stuffed bra? I think he's a Dylan.
by WhassupYoYoMaMa? February 3, 2010
Get the Dylan mug.A Dylan, usaully one with the last name of Winters, is a stoner with a 4.0 that looks at hairy men's anal cavitys. The typical Dylan puts videos of such pornography on his iPod and jacks off to them at night.
Dude 1: Dude, Ryans friend dylan W. is a total perv
Dude 2: Ya I know, i saw videos of hairy ass holes on his iPod!
Dude 1: Man, he is so gay
Dude 2: Ya I know, i saw videos of hairy ass holes on his iPod!
Dude 1: Man, he is so gay
by Winston Churchill the III November 9, 2008
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by ghetto:]] March 25, 2009
Get the Dylan mug.Someone who is secretly really gay, a fag, someone who thinks he's a girl, gets caught up in girls drama, sucks in bed, is extremely ugly and has the smallest penis you will ever see.
by Bobbyhummpy March 5, 2013
Get the Dylan mug.A gay ass son of a bitch with a really small penis who dates a lot of girls who end up hating him. He thinks he is cool and has anger issues.
by Lakerthegreater November 14, 2016
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Usually can be found humping a hobo's trash can in an old back alley.
Usually can be found humping a hobo's trash can in an old back alley.
by #YOLO SWAG <3 August 28, 2013
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This piece of shit sends unwanted penis pictures to women he has never met.
Not only that, but his penis looks like a deformed, festering baby carrot.
This fucker is known by his ex's as "Dylan the one thrust thot"
This piece of shit sends unwanted penis pictures to women he has never met.
Not only that, but his penis looks like a deformed, festering baby carrot.
This fucker is known by his ex's as "Dylan the one thrust thot"
Person 1: "Hey see that Dylan wanker over there? Lets deck the cunt."
Person 2: "Hell yeah, lets crush his half inch hero"
Person 2: "Hell yeah, lets crush his half inch hero"
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