Dylan is just the biggest retard. He takes it up the ass with a dildo and is the type of person to remove his bottom ribs so he can suck his own dick
by dylan is retarted May 13, 2015
Sexually confused antichrist like creature. Often seen wearing a long, black leather trench coat circa 1987.
See also: vampire zombie immortal confused
See also: vampire zombie immortal confused
See that guy over there in the black leather trench coat with the plastic vampire teeth and the stuffed bra? I think he's a Dylan.
by WhassupYoYoMaMa? February 02, 2010
A Dylan, usaully one with the last name of Winters, is a stoner with a 4.0 that looks at hairy men's anal cavitys. The typical Dylan puts videos of such pornography on his iPod and jacks off to them at night.
Dude 1: Dude, Ryans friend dylan W. is a total perv
Dude 2: Ya I know, i saw videos of hairy ass holes on his iPod!
Dude 1: Man, he is so gay
Dude 2: Ya I know, i saw videos of hairy ass holes on his iPod!
Dude 1: Man, he is so gay
by Winston Churchill the III November 04, 2006
a nasty ass incest bitch. has many STD's. humps anything with two legs, well it doesn't even have to have legs..
by ghetto:]] March 25, 2009
Someone who is secretly really gay, a fag, someone who thinks he's a girl, gets caught up in girls drama, sucks in bed, is extremely ugly and has the smallest penis you will ever see.
by Bobbyhummpy March 05, 2013
A gay ass son of a bitch with a really small penis who dates a lot of girls who end up hating him. He thinks he is cool and has anger issues.
by Lakerthegreater November 14, 2016
A big Fuck-Ass loser with an undersized penis and a habit for sex with underage girls and old men.
Usually can be found humping a hobo's trash can in an old back alley.
Usually can be found humping a hobo's trash can in an old back alley.
by #YOLO SWAG <3 August 29, 2013