duller than a dildo

A simile used to describe the sharpness of a knife or cutting tool by comparing it to the sharpness of a sex toy.

Did you sharpen this knife with the rubber? It's duller than a dildo!

by 15thtexas1 September 11, 2023

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DrLeopold

Mischievous prankster who twists their words

Never trust what that person says. They’re DrLeopold.

by CherriLuci December 14, 2023

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Darlen

A broke man with crippling gambling debt and an inability to operate motor vehicles.

Person A: Do you see that guy Darlen over there?
Person B: Yeah, he's broke.

Person A: Yep

"Darlen walks over"

Darlen: Would you guys be able to spare some change
Person A: No, you'd just gamble it away.

Darlen: MI BOMBACLAT

by KPMG's Finest January 2, 2024

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Darleene

Darleene is a understanding , sport playing and smart girl who tries her best to keep her friends on the right road in life , and puts other peoples needs and feelings before her own , she is the best person to have in your life , she always second guesses herself because of having a fear of being wrong or even embarrassed , she’s so beautiful most of the time she doesn’t even notice how wonderful she is.

Get yourself a Darleene

by criba November 19, 2023

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Darleena

Darleena, another word for darling, dear, or dearling. Darleena's are sweet, selfless, and kind-hearted with a loving soul and deep interests in music, plants, and life. They often find themselves in confusing situations and don't often like to start shit. Their smile and attitude could give people hope. They are the life of the party and don't tend to be any less.

"We have to invite Darleena!'
"Where is Darleena?"

by CATZ4LIFE November 19, 2023

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