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Dossett

"AHHH, i just can't get this poo out of my dossett!"
by a morton April 10, 2009
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dossed

To sprinkle with fine alcohol, as in overindulgence at a bar or club.

A righteous buzz.

Could mean a miscalculation of alcohol consumption resulting in bad decisions, and debauchery.
"after a few beers your chum became hopelessly dossed"
by jorgedelnorte February 4, 2010
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over-phone-dose

1) when someone texts you or leaves so many voice messages on your cell phone when it is off, thinking your ignoring them
2) when someone calls you alot and you are ignoring them and they just don't seem to get the message
3) when someone wastes all 500 of your prepaid messages in an hour or two
PERSON 1: She didnt get that I didn't want to answer the phone! I swear she must have called atleast 100 times!
PERSON 2: Sounds like you have a bad case of over-phone-dose... that really sucks, I feel for yah.
by Maggzilla October 7, 2009
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dosecast

the ipod version of a galaxy radio show in yorkshire on fm and on dab and sky. 3 funny fuckers on the radio without the semi censored.
im going to download hirstys dosecast, its funn as fuck
by danny u nob jockey March 2, 2009
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Doucer

also known as a "douce man," a combination of two males and two females of mutual attraction, typically in a situation intended to result in two separate sexual encounters, or in the most douceresque of situations, one orgy;
a textbook doucer usually involves wine, a movie, a large couch, and two very facey guys;
the word doucer stems from the latin root 'dou' which means "two vs. two" and the spanish influenced 'ouce' which means "to moisten,";
National Doucer Week is every November during the second FULL week of the month;
also related, "troucers" and "quocers" are only to be executed by the most experienced douce men and have a smaller success rate;
Example 1: "Harvest Doucer"
Douce Man 1: "Yo, what should we do tonight?"
Douce Man 2: "I don't know, man, I think those freshmen are pretty horny lately"
Douce Man 1: "Perhaps we should douce them?"
Douce Man 2: "Sounds great. I'll pick up the wine, you invite them over"
(followed by several hours of 2v2 gaming down and ultimately, p in v)

Example 2: "Situational Doucer"
Douce Man 1: "Let's drink tonight"
Douce Man 2: "Fuck, I don't really feel like getting drunk, I had a rough weekend"
Douce Man 1: "That's alright, just invite Kenzie and her friend over and we'll douce it"
Douce Man 2: "Perfect!"

Example 3: "Impromptu Doucer"
Douce Man 1: "Oh shit, that's those slutty freshmen over there"
Douce Man 2: "Hurry, game face! Let's invite them to the room"
by Doucey J November 12, 2013
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Donsense

Trump said he would build a great wall. A beautiful wall and very inexpensive. What utter Donsense!
by Willie Fever April 26, 2017
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douet

A big-dicked Indian boy who is smooth with the ladies. He treats women with respect but once treated bad you'll regret. He is also very ambitious and successful; a perfect man.
I just saw douet in the hallway I am so wet right now
by barbie-xo July 12, 2017
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