Douglas Adams

The single most underrated author of all time. His plot lines, characters, and language are comparable to William Shakespeare.

-damn, Douglas Adams is good.
-yea, I know.
-No, I mean he's fuckin good.
-I know
-No you don't understand, he is FUCKING GOOD.

by pandapon February 19, 2010

Double Reveal

On a double date, both women lift up there tops in front of the men at the same time.

Last night Karen and I went out with Nick and Ashley. The girls were drinking wine and they broke out the double reveal. Four tits staring at Nick and me!!!

by JoeyTheRock November 12, 2010

Double Nigger

The worst insult possible.

1: Ha ha, raped your dog.
2: You... You... YOU DOUBLE NIGGER!

by Skion December 24, 2007

Douche

1: A feminine hygiene product presented as being great for women when in truth they're worthless bottles of scented water that often lead to vaginal infections.

2: like the product, a guy who acts like he is a great catch for women when in truth they're useless, overdressed, scented bags of worthlessness that often lead to vaginal infections.

The 10 behaviors of a douche:
Look at how rich I am.

Look at how well dressed I am.

Look at how handsome I am.

Look at my awesome body.

I'm so much better than everyone else.

I'm a deeper thinker than others.

I'm such a deep feeler in my big heart.

All women want me.

Any girl would be fortunate to have me.

And I'm such a modest person.

Demitrie left a ten minute message on my voicemail telling me about how wonderful he is and how fortunate I am to have met him because all the girls want him; he's such a douche!

by American English Teacher June 9, 2021

Double Swipe

When a zombie in A call of duty game annoyingly hits you twice simultaneously and makes you go down

Connor- Gosh dang it, he double swiped me! Revive My 6!
Eric- Nah chill Ill revive you

by DaBananaMan1624 September 6, 2011

douche hatted fuck monkey

A person who exceeds the limits of douche baggery. Often times used to describe the most hated person in a class or group of people.

Mike drank all my booze and didn't pay a dime for it. He's such a douche hatted fuck monkey

by Kidl154 September 10, 2014

Aging Hippie Liberal Douche

A former hippie with sterotypical beliefs, who may or may not still externaly show their hippiness, and have liberal beliefs. This phrase was coined on an episode of South Park. An example of a possible aging hippie is a man in his late fifties/early sixties, afull beard, but groomed, long strait hair, usually braided or tied into a pony tail, and openly speaks out their beliefs in the way of an activist.

Oh God, here comes that aging hippie liberal douche, we better get out of here before we have to hear his bitching.

by Yalts March 30, 2008