A form of purgatory devised by Walt Disney, and constructed and completed by Disney Scientists conveniently before Walt Disney's supposed passing. It is in this realm that he lives as king for eternity among his creations.
He has many Jews working there as slaves to milk these creations for sequels, which is made easier by the fact that they are exposed to these classics at all moments in time for eternity through the use of a PA system and hundreds of projections on every wall, accompanied by the occasional classic "huh-huh!" laugh of Mickey Mouse every 60 seconds. On occasion, this vault is mistakenly referred to as "The Sacred Realm", "Another Dimension/Home For Infinite Losers", "Hell", "The Shadow Realm", "The Right Turn At Albuquerque", "McDonald's Playplace", "The Set Of Barney", "The Office/My Dead-End Job", "MMORPG", "Big Rigs", "Spirit of Speed on the Dreamcast", and "Hydlide", among the most popular and well known names.
Ganondorf, the most well-known member of the Jewrudo tribe, is known for constantly being sent to the sacred realm by Link. This realm, in reality, is the Disney Vault, where he has been forced to create such "masterpieces" as "102 Dalmations" and "Cinderella 3: What if the glass slipper didn't fit?".
Vampires are 94% immune to the Disney Vault, and 67% of badasses are as well.
He has many Jews working there as slaves to milk these creations for sequels, which is made easier by the fact that they are exposed to these classics at all moments in time for eternity through the use of a PA system and hundreds of projections on every wall, accompanied by the occasional classic "huh-huh!" laugh of Mickey Mouse every 60 seconds. On occasion, this vault is mistakenly referred to as "The Sacred Realm", "Another Dimension/Home For Infinite Losers", "Hell", "The Shadow Realm", "The Right Turn At Albuquerque", "McDonald's Playplace", "The Set Of Barney", "The Office/My Dead-End Job", "MMORPG", "Big Rigs", "Spirit of Speed on the Dreamcast", and "Hydlide", among the most popular and well known names.
Ganondorf, the most well-known member of the Jewrudo tribe, is known for constantly being sent to the sacred realm by Link. This realm, in reality, is the Disney Vault, where he has been forced to create such "masterpieces" as "102 Dalmations" and "Cinderella 3: What if the glass slipper didn't fit?".
Vampires are 94% immune to the Disney Vault, and 67% of badasses are as well.
Bambi has been put back into the Disney Vault, looks like we're going to have to save our cash and use BitLord.
I lived in the Disney Vault for 80 years! After hearing Mickey Mouse's laugh about 42 million times, and seeing every Disney movie more times than I'd like to recall, you can't blame me for becoming a serial killer and a furry.
After Ganondorf was defeated by Link, he was doomed to make Cinderella 3.
Raditz soon regretted ever visiting Earth, for he was quickly banished to creating The Lion King one and a half.
You better go to church today, or Walt Disney will pull you into the Disney Vault!
In the land of Yu-Gi-Oh, you either excel at collectible card games or wind up writing The Beauty and the Mentally Unstable Peasant.
Needless to say, Bugs Bunny shall regret not taking a left turn at Albuquerque for the rest of his days.
I bought my son a McPizza. He refused to taste it, so I threw him away in the Disney Vault. See you in about 10 years, Billy! Don't drown in the ballpit, haha!
I have to go back into the Disney Vault tomorrow, where I shall deal with idiots and dickheads for several hours.
I've been playing in the Disney Vault for years now. I've been enduring damnation for about 8,103,511 exp points, and I'm in a clan, but we'll never escape the mundane torture.
God damn, I feel like I've been put away into the Disney Vault.
I lived in the Disney Vault for 80 years! After hearing Mickey Mouse's laugh about 42 million times, and seeing every Disney movie more times than I'd like to recall, you can't blame me for becoming a serial killer and a furry.
After Ganondorf was defeated by Link, he was doomed to make Cinderella 3.
Raditz soon regretted ever visiting Earth, for he was quickly banished to creating The Lion King one and a half.
You better go to church today, or Walt Disney will pull you into the Disney Vault!
In the land of Yu-Gi-Oh, you either excel at collectible card games or wind up writing The Beauty and the Mentally Unstable Peasant.
Needless to say, Bugs Bunny shall regret not taking a left turn at Albuquerque for the rest of his days.
I bought my son a McPizza. He refused to taste it, so I threw him away in the Disney Vault. See you in about 10 years, Billy! Don't drown in the ballpit, haha!
I have to go back into the Disney Vault tomorrow, where I shall deal with idiots and dickheads for several hours.
I've been playing in the Disney Vault for years now. I've been enduring damnation for about 8,103,511 exp points, and I'm in a clan, but we'll never escape the mundane torture.
God damn, I feel like I've been put away into the Disney Vault.
by Malt Whisbee September 25, 2007
Get the The Disney Vault mug.DisneyWang Literal meaning a small penis of a young man who watches the Disney channel.
Bahlahlah:
Was the First Person to be designated for DisneyWang Status. His Hair has not growing in yet and his period has not started thus he received his Disneywang status (The Awards in the mail). Ever since young Bahlahlah could remember he would wake up and have to turn to the Disney channel, unfortunately for him his junk he could not yank due to his non pubescent status.
davedays's:
This young Man was giving his status early on in life, But he was kinda shy about his status. His Fixture with Mylie Cyrus, Has Cost him Many Girlfriends. He finally Received his award From Miss. Smiles To Which He Jumped up and down and said "Like Totally Cool, I'm Like the DisneyWang King" Unfortunately for Young Dave he does not realized that Disney Wang is not to be proud of.
Lorax1515:
Well Technically Not Officially a DisneyWanger. Miss. Smiles, and the "Disneywang of America Felt Obligated to give him the award and status. due to the small to nonexistent peen he has, and his love of '''The Little Mermaid''' Unlike the other two Disneywanger,s old Lorax celebrated his status. He has now framed his award.
Seek Help Immediately:
If You know anyone suffering from the effect of Disneywang, Please Seek Help Immediately, It has some serious side effect later on in life. Some Symptom's to look out for.
*Fixated on Micky
*Fixated on Mylie Cyrus
*Watch Disney channel 24/7 till their balls drop
If you don't stop it at an early age you will develop.
*High Energy
*Making offensive songs
*Small Peen (You may grow but the peen won't)
*Early Baldness
Bahlahlah:
Was the First Person to be designated for DisneyWang Status. His Hair has not growing in yet and his period has not started thus he received his Disneywang status (The Awards in the mail). Ever since young Bahlahlah could remember he would wake up and have to turn to the Disney channel, unfortunately for him his junk he could not yank due to his non pubescent status.
davedays's:
This young Man was giving his status early on in life, But he was kinda shy about his status. His Fixture with Mylie Cyrus, Has Cost him Many Girlfriends. He finally Received his award From Miss. Smiles To Which He Jumped up and down and said "Like Totally Cool, I'm Like the DisneyWang King" Unfortunately for Young Dave he does not realized that Disney Wang is not to be proud of.
Lorax1515:
Well Technically Not Officially a DisneyWanger. Miss. Smiles, and the "Disneywang of America Felt Obligated to give him the award and status. due to the small to nonexistent peen he has, and his love of '''The Little Mermaid''' Unlike the other two Disneywanger,s old Lorax celebrated his status. He has now framed his award.
Seek Help Immediately:
If You know anyone suffering from the effect of Disneywang, Please Seek Help Immediately, It has some serious side effect later on in life. Some Symptom's to look out for.
*Fixated on Micky
*Fixated on Mylie Cyrus
*Watch Disney channel 24/7 till their balls drop
If you don't stop it at an early age you will develop.
*High Energy
*Making offensive songs
*Small Peen (You may grow but the peen won't)
*Early Baldness
by Disneywang June 29, 2008
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Started in 1999
Started in 1999
Person 1: "I love collecting Disney Pins"
Person 2: "Me too. I want to trade more the next time I go to Disney World"
Person 2: "Me too. I want to trade more the next time I go to Disney World"
by EmzieWemzie May 9, 2023
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Warner Bros is fighting for their very existence right now against the Disney Empire
Warner Bros is fighting for their very existence right now against the Disney Empire
Emperor Michael Rodent: THE FILM NEVER ENDS IN THE DISNEY EMPIRE
Emperor Big Chungus of Warner Bros: Please do not buy me
Emperor Big Chungus of Warner Bros: Please do not buy me
by IntergalactalEnergy December 26, 2022
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by Nachiii September 26, 2021
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Used as a way to say you two are gonna bang while your supposed to be watching a movie.
Used as a way to say you two are gonna bang while your supposed to be watching a movie.
Jake from State Farm: “Hey, want to come over and watch a movie?”
Flo from Progressive: “Sure, what do you have in mind?”
Jake: “We can either do some Netflix and Chill or Disney+ and Drill ;)”
Flo: “I think we can just Disney+ and Chill instead.”
Flo from Progressive: “Sure, what do you have in mind?”
Jake: “We can either do some Netflix and Chill or Disney+ and Drill ;)”
Flo: “I think we can just Disney+ and Chill instead.”
by GOldEPicPEngUIn November 14, 2019
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