Ding Dong Di

Like a butt dial but for men that carry their phone in their front pocket.

Oops, sorry that was a ding dong dial

by fryck April 06, 2022

Ding dong double decor dingus

When someone goes on and on about their life problems that it’s so annoying and emotionally draining.

“I’m just a ding dong double decor dingus, aren’t I...” he said.

by Your gbf May 07, 2020

Ding Dong Dicking

The art of Ding Dong Ditching but instead of ditching you whip out your dick and scream " Ding dong, suck my dong!".

Dave: Did you hear what happened last night?
Chad: No, what?
Dave: Adam ding dong dicked Jessica!
Ding dong Dicking

by Dong Master Erebys January 07, 2020

Tom Ding Dong

Tommy go ding dong lmao

Lmao tom ding dong on the ding ding

by MyN****kevin January 24, 2020

Ding-Dong Panties

A colloquial term for “strap on” that can be used in polite company.

My boy Matt had a girl cum by work the other day to introduce her son to him. Upon meeting him, he asked “mommy, is this the ‘new daddy’ that asked you to wear your ding-dong panties?”

by FireSteve June 11, 2023

ding dong bing bong

mONOKUMA WHAT THE FUCK NOW

*DIng dong bing bong* "A body has been discovered!-"

by some pansexual May 07, 2021

Llama llama ding dong

A phrase you say when your about to punch a guy named nick in the face

Boy you about to get llama llama ding donged

by Lez big August 31, 2020